University of Pyongyang, class of '04. I will take your jettiest jet.
January 29, 2026 at 11:09 AM
University of Pyongyang, class of '04. I will take your jettiest jet.
Nozzles? Why, those go on the end of a series of tubes!
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Nozzles? Why, those go on the end of a series of tubes!
Kickstart my HEART internet²!
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Kickstart my HEART internet²!
No thought. Brain empty. Just skeet.
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
No thought. Brain empty. Just skeet.
I have no mouth and must scream
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I have no mouth and must scream
They're not mutually exclusive. Scott Adams is looking up at us now.
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
They're not mutually exclusive. Scott Adams is looking up at us now.
Dogbert is banging supermodels out of frame while laughing
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Dogbert is banging supermodels out of frame while laughing
I remember that game being crazy racist with the power ups. I only know one kid who had a TG16 and I'm pretty sure he got made fun of as being poor for it.
Incidentally only one kid in our school ever bought a Saturn and he got tooled on for it too.
Incidentally only one kid in our school ever bought a Saturn and he got tooled on for it too.
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I remember that game being crazy racist with the power ups. I only know one kid who had a TG16 and I'm pretty sure he got made fun of as being poor for it.
Incidentally only one kid in our school ever bought a Saturn and he got tooled on for it too.
Incidentally only one kid in our school ever bought a Saturn and he got tooled on for it too.
They're going to end up massacring them and we won't know for a few days, at the least.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
They're going to end up massacring them and we won't know for a few days, at the least.
And they're all arguing with jokes
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
And they're all arguing with jokes
All the realest ones on the street are quoting Diogenes but you ain't ready for that
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
All the realest ones on the street are quoting Diogenes but you ain't ready for that
I haven't been paid yet, I got bills due.
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I haven't been paid yet, I got bills due.
The Edgar suit doesn't fit
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The Edgar suit doesn't fit
We need to go deeper
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
We need to go deeper
No way. He's doing the crying bit? I was *JUST* making that joke, wtf.
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
No way. He's doing the crying bit? I was *JUST* making that joke, wtf.
Oh good we're going to war in Iran now it sounds like.
Good, those mountains aren't called the Graveyard of Empires for nothing. From Iran to Afghanistan, just absolutely impossible to take from defenders.
Good, those mountains aren't called the Graveyard of Empires for nothing. From Iran to Afghanistan, just absolutely impossible to take from defenders.
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh good we're going to war in Iran now it sounds like.
Good, those mountains aren't called the Graveyard of Empires for nothing. From Iran to Afghanistan, just absolutely impossible to take from defenders.
Good, those mountains aren't called the Graveyard of Empires for nothing. From Iran to Afghanistan, just absolutely impossible to take from defenders.