It's not every QB who can have both an interception AND a fumble on the same play.

I've never offered you rice

Only half, and I have never once washed rice.

I would just do that then

Have you tried not having a chronic illness?

I prefer pea soup/puke color so I blend in with my patients fluids.

Hospital scrubs or bust

Probably just there for the zip line

I bet you won't do it right now!!

I thought this was a very smol lion

One of my favorite revelations in med school was that the vaccine schedule was actually to make sure kids were coming into the office to check on developmental milestones and less to do with vaccines. So anyway, this would be bad.

I get annoyed and shave my head one to two times a year, usually. I'm getting close to shaving the beard too.

I'm supposed to do a con ed for the fire department for peds trauma and it's literally the same thing. Keep blood in body, drive fast. Not sure how to turn that into a full lecture.

Generous of you to give someone else a chance to win