Gum Bee
@gumbygender.bsky.social
20 they/she 🏳️⚧️ | Contains 0% Juice
18+ only
Puppygirl owner I guess
this is like a secret alt account where i transition and stuff
18+ only
Puppygirl owner I guess
this is like a secret alt account where i transition and stuff
Managed to have a bit of fun rewriting my resume in typst. It’s about 80x better now too
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Managed to have a bit of fun rewriting my resume in typst. It’s about 80x better now too
When your doctor asks, so you have to tell em you get fucked in the ass sometimes 😞
January 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
When your doctor asks, so you have to tell em you get fucked in the ass sometimes 😞
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
-Iris, Goo Goo Dolls
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
-Iris, Goo Goo Dolls
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
-Iris, Goo Goo Dolls
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
-Iris, Goo Goo Dolls
Yesterday I went to a little league baseball field with my friend and his brother and we just did batting practice with a pitcher, batter, and outfielder. For some reason though the dirt was in a weird semi frozen state where it was basically quicksand/goopy mud.
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yesterday I went to a little league baseball field with my friend and his brother and we just did batting practice with a pitcher, batter, and outfielder. For some reason though the dirt was in a weird semi frozen state where it was basically quicksand/goopy mud.
When your puppygirl spontaneously starts rewiring your pc
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
When your puppygirl spontaneously starts rewiring your pc
having a linux user gf is so peak. we have our jellyfin music libraries NFSd together over a mesh vpn <3
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
having a linux user gf is so peak. we have our jellyfin music libraries NFSd together over a mesh vpn <3
just found out microalgae-based treatment is generally environmentally friendly because it reduces the need for chemical treatments and produces little sludge. big win for the short kings of the algae world. im like covered in sludge from all my water treatment over here so this is super useful
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
just found out microalgae-based treatment is generally environmentally friendly because it reduces the need for chemical treatments and produces little sludge. big win for the short kings of the algae world. im like covered in sludge from all my water treatment over here so this is super useful
SHOCKING: REAL photo I JUST TOOK of the place where THEY make MOUNTAIN DEW
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SHOCKING: REAL photo I JUST TOOK of the place where THEY make MOUNTAIN DEW
Would be nice if we could get through a finals week without a suicide on this stupid fucking campus. Fuck the admins at this stupid university. The bloods on your hands
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Would be nice if we could get through a finals week without a suicide on this stupid fucking campus. Fuck the admins at this stupid university. The bloods on your hands
I love my girlfriend and her puppygirl swag
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love my girlfriend and her puppygirl swag
My apartment walls are so thin it sounds like a togetherment up in here
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My apartment walls are so thin it sounds like a togetherment up in here
Someone at my Linux User Group is having memory issues caused by rust (iron oxide). Sometimes poetry writes itself
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Someone at my Linux User Group is having memory issues caused by rust (iron oxide). Sometimes poetry writes itself
Would love if my school would stop scheduling core classes for my major to have 1 lecture section at 8:30 in the morning. Every single semester I get slapped with one of these.
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Would love if my school would stop scheduling core classes for my major to have 1 lecture section at 8:30 in the morning. Every single semester I get slapped with one of these.
if we were both nuns, you'd be nun the stupider and I'd be nun the wiser
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
if we were both nuns, you'd be nun the stupider and I'd be nun the wiser
There are a few spots on campus where people will put stickers, which I think is really fun and cool. Love seeing those generally. Lately though this local piercing shop has been putting stickers with ads in those same places in a pretty expansive and coordinated effort. I find this very upsetting.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
There are a few spots on campus where people will put stickers, which I think is really fun and cool. Love seeing those generally. Lately though this local piercing shop has been putting stickers with ads in those same places in a pretty expansive and coordinated effort. I find this very upsetting.
Spent half an hour meticulously destroying my puppygirl’s asshole with an arsenal of dildos and this bitch is playing subway surfers (amogus event) like 45 seconds after I cum in her
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Spent half an hour meticulously destroying my puppygirl’s asshole with an arsenal of dildos and this bitch is playing subway surfers (amogus event) like 45 seconds after I cum in her
Which part of the bible is the grinch story from?
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Which part of the bible is the grinch story from?
Just got pegged. Thank you to everyone who believed in me
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just got pegged. Thank you to everyone who believed in me
Things have been so much cooler and better since my puppy came into my life. She’s so awesome
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Things have been so much cooler and better since my puppy came into my life. She’s so awesome
Getting your face sat on is kinda like the opposite of suicide: a temporary solution to permanent problems
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Getting your face sat on is kinda like the opposite of suicide: a temporary solution to permanent problems
i was trying to find some fish shell examples so i searched "fish cookbook" expecting Friendly Interactive SHell related results
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i was trying to find some fish shell examples so i searched "fish cookbook" expecting Friendly Interactive SHell related results
The lion does not concern themself with being a top or bottom, they simply do what needs to be done
October 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The lion does not concern themself with being a top or bottom, they simply do what needs to be done
My dumbass dog just installed arch Linux. She’s so smart
October 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My dumbass dog just installed arch Linux. She’s so smart
cybersecurity is fun cause in what other field could i write the phrase "granting ticket granting tickets"
October 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
cybersecurity is fun cause in what other field could i write the phrase "granting ticket granting tickets"