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....how do i make this about megumi
megumi thought about switching careers, maybe forestry. or maybe he should’ve become a vet. he loves animals, he could work with them. anywhere he wouldn't have to argue about bulge realism with men who referred to their crotch as cinematic gold.
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August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
megumi thought about switching careers, maybe forestry. or maybe he should’ve become a vet. he loves animals, he could work with them. anywhere he wouldn't have to argue about bulge realism with men who referred to their crotch as cinematic gold.
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megumi was, at this point, seriously questioning every life choice that had brought him here.
maybe it wasn’t too late to start over.
maybe it wasn’t too late to start over.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
megumi was, at this point, seriously questioning every life choice that had brought him here.
maybe it wasn’t too late to start over.
maybe it wasn’t too late to start over.
inumaki, across the other bay, quietly reached for his headphones and put them on like he’d been training for this moment his whole life. the assistant editor slid out of the room without a sound.
megumi sighed.
long.
deep.
existential.
megumi sighed.
long.
deep.
existential.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
inumaki, across the other bay, quietly reached for his headphones and put them on like he’d been training for this moment his whole life. the assistant editor slid out of the room without a sound.
megumi sighed.
long.
deep.
existential.
megumi sighed.
long.
deep.
existential.
he nearly passed out from sheer secondhand embarrassment. desperately, megumi looked around the room. nobara was shaking her head, sipping her boba tea in silent judgment. she’d seen and heard too much. she was numb now.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
he nearly passed out from sheer secondhand embarrassment. desperately, megumi looked around the room. nobara was shaking her head, sipping her boba tea in silent judgment. she’d seen and heard too much. she was numb now.
“better yet,” gojo added, “as i was suggesting earlier, you could hold it and conduct a hands-on audit. that’d settle this faster.”
both men stood, side by side, puffed up like peacocks. megumi stared. and blinked. and stared some more.
both men stood, side by side, puffed up like peacocks. megumi stared. and blinked. and stared some more.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“better yet,” gojo added, “as i was suggesting earlier, you could hold it and conduct a hands-on audit. that’d settle this faster.”
both men stood, side by side, puffed up like peacocks. megumi stared. and blinked. and stared some more.
both men stood, side by side, puffed up like peacocks. megumi stared. and blinked. and stared some more.
megumi felt his soul try to leave his body for a second time that day.
gojo smirked, undeterred. “well, why don’t we let megumi decide that? come on. settle this, megumi. who’s packing more?”
megumi looked physically pained. “oh god.”
gojo smirked, undeterred. “well, why don’t we let megumi decide that? come on. settle this, megumi. who’s packing more?”
megumi looked physically pained. “oh god.”
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
megumi felt his soul try to leave his body for a second time that day.
gojo smirked, undeterred. “well, why don’t we let megumi decide that? come on. settle this, megumi. who’s packing more?”
megumi looked physically pained. “oh god.”
gojo smirked, undeterred. “well, why don’t we let megumi decide that? come on. settle this, megumi. who’s packing more?”
megumi looked physically pained. “oh god.”
“you act like the VFX team had to fight for their lives,” satoru scoffed.
sukuna turned, all grin and venom. “right, because if 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 was so impressive, megumi would’ve struggled to shrink it. but from what i heard, he didn’t even break a sweat.”
sukuna turned, all grin and venom. “right, because if 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 was so impressive, megumi would’ve struggled to shrink it. but from what i heard, he didn’t even break a sweat.”
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“you act like the VFX team had to fight for their lives,” satoru scoffed.
sukuna turned, all grin and venom. “right, because if 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 was so impressive, megumi would’ve struggled to shrink it. but from what i heard, he didn’t even break a sweat.”
sukuna turned, all grin and venom. “right, because if 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 was so impressive, megumi would’ve struggled to shrink it. but from what i heard, he didn’t even break a sweat.”
“but I’m sure you’ll get it to the right size,” sukuna added with a grin. “wouldn’t want another incident, right? the last guy got a little too enthusiastic. bit of a fan of the groin area, if you know what i mean.”
megumi wanted to slam his forehead into his desk.
megumi wanted to slam his forehead into his desk.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“but I’m sure you’ll get it to the right size,” sukuna added with a grin. “wouldn’t want another incident, right? the last guy got a little too enthusiastic. bit of a fan of the groin area, if you know what i mean.”
megumi wanted to slam his forehead into his desk.
megumi wanted to slam his forehead into his desk.
“i hear you’re handling my effects this time,” sukuna said. “y’know... i trust you. i know mine’s harder to, uh, remove or shrink. it’s just… so much,” sukuna winked.
megumi momentarily stared at the floor, begging for it to open up and swallow him whole.
megumi momentarily stared at the floor, begging for it to open up and swallow him whole.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“i hear you’re handling my effects this time,” sukuna said. “y’know... i trust you. i know mine’s harder to, uh, remove or shrink. it’s just… so much,” sukuna winked.
megumi momentarily stared at the floor, begging for it to open up and swallow him whole.
megumi momentarily stared at the floor, begging for it to open up and swallow him whole.
“megumi,” sukuna purred, sidling into the editing bay and leaning against megumi's desk.
megumi gave him a tired look. great. another headache. could he ever catch a break?
megumi gave him a tired look. great. another headache. could he ever catch a break?
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“megumi,” sukuna purred, sidling into the editing bay and leaning against megumi's desk.
megumi gave him a tired look. great. another headache. could he ever catch a break?
megumi gave him a tired look. great. another headache. could he ever catch a break?
just as gojo started proposing a “hands-on verification process” (which megumi was mentally filing as grounds for a lawsuit), sukuna passed by on his way for a teaser shoot of his movie sequel.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
just as gojo started proposing a “hands-on verification process” (which megumi was mentally filing as grounds for a lawsuit), sukuna passed by on his way for a teaser shoot of his movie sequel.
the worst part was that gojo wasn’t trying to harass him (intentionally). he was just genuinely offended that the world was doubting the size of his junk, and now he was hellbent on roping megumi into this crisis.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
the worst part was that gojo wasn’t trying to harass him (intentionally). he was just genuinely offended that the world was doubting the size of his junk, and now he was hellbent on roping megumi into this crisis.
it didn’t matter how many times he said 𝘯𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘺, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭, because gojo had already spiraled into a self-esteem crisis.
megumi seriously considered faking a stomachache to escape the conversation.
megumi seriously considered faking a stomachache to escape the conversation.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
it didn’t matter how many times he said 𝘯𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘺, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭, because gojo had already spiraled into a self-esteem crisis.
megumi seriously considered faking a stomachache to escape the conversation.
megumi seriously considered faking a stomachache to escape the conversation.
“that’s it, isn’t it? you saw the raw footage and thought, wow, not much to work with here.”
megumi genuinely considered rolling himself out the nearest window.
megumi genuinely considered rolling himself out the nearest window.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“that’s it, isn’t it? you saw the raw footage and thought, wow, not much to work with here.”
megumi genuinely considered rolling himself out the nearest window.
megumi genuinely considered rolling himself out the nearest window.
“you think it’s not big and impressive enough, don’t you?”
from across the room, nobara choked on her drink and was coughing violently.
megumi finally looked at him again, bewildered. “what? how did you even get to that conclusion?”
from across the room, nobara choked on her drink and was coughing violently.
megumi finally looked at him again, bewildered. “what? how did you even get to that conclusion?”
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“you think it’s not big and impressive enough, don’t you?”
from across the room, nobara choked on her drink and was coughing violently.
megumi finally looked at him again, bewildered. “what? how did you even get to that conclusion?”
from across the room, nobara choked on her drink and was coughing violently.
megumi finally looked at him again, bewildered. “what? how did you even get to that conclusion?”
megumi, already halfway through a migraine, didn’t look up from his keyboard. “that’s not going to happen.”
gojo didn’t take it well. in fact, he took it as a personal attack. because after a full minute of pacing and rambling, he turned back and looked at megumi.
gojo didn’t take it well. in fact, he took it as a personal attack. because after a full minute of pacing and rambling, he turned back and looked at megumi.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
megumi, already halfway through a migraine, didn’t look up from his keyboard. “that’s not going to happen.”
gojo didn’t take it well. in fact, he took it as a personal attack. because after a full minute of pacing and rambling, he turned back and looked at megumi.
gojo didn’t take it well. in fact, he took it as a personal attack. because after a full minute of pacing and rambling, he turned back and looked at megumi.
“no, i need you to fix this,” gojo said, perking up. “we could release a breakdown. like a behind-the-scenes thing, show the raw footage and then your edits with commentary. you know, for transparency.”
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“no, i need you to fix this,” gojo said, perking up. “we could release a breakdown. like a behind-the-scenes thing, show the raw footage and then your edits with commentary. you know, for transparency.”
gojo skips right past his explanation and looks accusingly at him, launching into a full spiral. “but i can't live like this, people are thinking i have a micro—”
“then please refer your complaints to the higher-ups.” megumi cut him off and stared blankly at him.
“then please refer your complaints to the higher-ups.” megumi cut him off and stared blankly at him.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
gojo skips right past his explanation and looks accusingly at him, launching into a full spiral. “but i can't live like this, people are thinking i have a micro—”
“then please refer your complaints to the higher-ups.” megumi cut him off and stared blankly at him.
“then please refer your complaints to the higher-ups.” megumi cut him off and stared blankly at him.
“gojo-san, that’s exactly the reason why scorch got banned in some countries that had stricter content guidelines when it came to visible anatomical detail. that’s why the studio and the director made it very clear your... silhouette needed to be minimized,” megumi explained.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“gojo-san, that’s exactly the reason why scorch got banned in some countries that had stricter content guidelines when it came to visible anatomical detail. that’s why the studio and the director made it very clear your... silhouette needed to be minimized,” megumi explained.
he calmly explained that according to the new studio policies, they weren’t allowed to have visible genital outlines. the studio had been very clear. every suspicious curve or shadow of implication had to be cleaned up and smoothed out. he was just following protocol.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
he calmly explained that according to the new studio policies, they weren’t allowed to have visible genital outlines. the studio had been very clear. every suspicious curve or shadow of implication had to be cleaned up and smoothed out. he was just following protocol.
“oh yeah? well, i think you did a terrible job,” gojo finally snapped, gesturing vaguely at his pelvis. “coz now, the whole world thinks i have a tiny dick.”
megumi, to his credit, tried to remain professional.
megumi, to his credit, tried to remain professional.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“oh yeah? well, i think you did a terrible job,” gojo finally snapped, gesturing vaguely at his pelvis. “coz now, the whole world thinks i have a tiny dick.”
megumi, to his credit, tried to remain professional.
megumi, to his credit, tried to remain professional.
“my bulge,” gojo repeated, smile unwavering, but his tone edged now. “you flattened my god-given 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴. why?”
megumi sighed. “i was just doing my job.”
megumi sighed. “i was just doing my job.”
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“my bulge,” gojo repeated, smile unwavering, but his tone edged now. “you flattened my god-given 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴. why?”
megumi sighed. “i was just doing my job.”
megumi sighed. “i was just doing my job.”
satoru leaned over him, smiling.
“hey. megumi,” he said, voice deceptively light. “care to explain what happened to my bulge?”
megumi pulled his headphones off slowly. “excuse me?”
“hey. megumi,” he said, voice deceptively light. “care to explain what happened to my bulge?”
megumi pulled his headphones off slowly. “excuse me?”
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
satoru leaned over him, smiling.
“hey. megumi,” he said, voice deceptively light. “care to explain what happened to my bulge?”
megumi pulled his headphones off slowly. “excuse me?”
“hey. megumi,” he said, voice deceptively light. “care to explain what happened to my bulge?”
megumi pulled his headphones off slowly. “excuse me?”
rumor had it he didn’t even stop at reception, just slammed open doors until someone pointed him toward a dark-haired guy named megumi, hunched over three monitors, sipping cold coffee and editing a fiery battle sequence.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
rumor had it he didn’t even stop at reception, just slammed open doors until someone pointed him toward a dark-haired guy named megumi, hunched over three monitors, sipping cold coffee and editing a fiery battle sequence.
and gojo was not taking the comparison well. his ego hit rock bottom and started digging. which is how he ended up storming into the VFX studio like a man on a mission.
August 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
and gojo was not taking the comparison well. his ego hit rock bottom and started digging. which is how he ended up storming into the VFX studio like a man on a mission.