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Gummy Wizard
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Eppur si muove.
I know this could be seen as controversial, but I’m beginning to suspect that Nazis might be kind of rude.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Music reaction videos are a racket. Olds like to watch youngs lose their minds over the songs we blasted in high school, and the youngs are happy to ham it up for views on their monetized accounts.

“Oh wow! Whoa! Whaaaaat? WOW!”

C’mon. Nobody listens to The Cure like that.
September 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Charlie Kirk was a great man, but you'll be fired for quoting him directly. But yeah. Great man with unspecified opinions which you must never repeat.
September 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The more clear it becomes that Tyler Robinson is far-right, the less likely is that law enforcement will tell us.
September 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trump's a face-half-happy kind of guy.
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I just hope that RFK Jr. is standing by and all the doctors at Walter Reed take his treatment advice. #DieTrumpDie
September 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Schismogenesis: defining your identity as “whatever they’re not.”
See also: “own the libs.”
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
July 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The Department of Homeland Security has always been useless security theater to make people feel better. It’s the DOGE of its generation. Why won’t anyone with a platform call it what it is? Is it really that politically delicate? Call it government waste if that’s easier.
July 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Elon Musk is a Nazi.
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Where is Gov. Abbott while Texas is flooding?
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
REPUBLICANS IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS ERA: We don't have the votes, but we will filibuster and use arcane parliamentary rules to deny any attempt to ensure Black people have rights.

DEMOCRATS TODAY: Pwease stop.🥺
July 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
THE OLDS: Gasp! Look at these dashing young rebels—Kneecap and Bob Vylan—saying all those naughty, forbidden things we explicitly told them not to say! Isn’t that just awful? Aren’t you horrified?

THE YOUNG: 😍😍😍😍😍😍
July 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Saw a small gang of mockingbirds harassing a hawk on my walk this morning. The hawk bailed, two birds hot on his tail.

How many other little critters did they just save?

It reminded me of people showing up to confront ICE, forcing them to retreat. Same energy.

Not today, motherfucker. Not today.
June 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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remembering the smarmy yale law prof insisting to me that trump must be allowed on the ballot because of the risk of escalating violence that would be spurred by removing him
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Noem would've looked shocked if her laminated face was still capable of human expressions.
June 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The way to beat Trump's fake populism is with real economic populism:
- genuine solutions like rent control and free fast busses
- directing the deep well of public anger up at the oligarchs, not the vulnerable.

This is what Trump fears most - and it's why he never wanted to run against Bernie
June 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sssssssh! Please be quiet and respectful. Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election.
June 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“But Marines aren’t trained to be police!”

And cops are?

Cops get less training than hairdressers. Some ex-cop grifter shows up and pushes the “wolves, sheep, sheepdogs” fantasy where empathy gets you killed and the public is the enemy.

Police training ain't what you're making it out to be.
June 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Scene in front of the downtown Austin ICE facility from the LA Solidarity protest. People were angry, but peaceful. Despite this, APD tear gassed protesters anyway. #ChingaLaMigra #FuckICE
June 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Remember: All of their accusations are confessions.
right wingers accuse people of being paid protestors because they astroturf all their campaigns

hope that helps!!
June 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The last 50501 protest I went to, they led the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance. LOL

Fuck that shit.
June 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The Mexican flag isn’t a hate symbol. IDGAF if ICE protesters fly it. The real issue is the decades-long fascist smear campaign tying Mexican identity to crime & invasion. Waving the flag is a reclaiming of their identity and a middle finger to anyone who wants them to be ashamed of it.
June 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM