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Gum Parker (a band)
@gumparker.bsky.social
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Perfect band from Portland, Maine
gumparker.bandcamp.com
🚨this account is maintained by the bass player🚨
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I don’t think I ever shared this on here. These are the potential album titles we had before deciding on The Brakes
Album titles Weird downward facing fire California pile Young, Dumb, and full of Gum Wet wipes and whiskey Sucks so bad Gum dumpster [Just all of our social security numbers] Horrible tube Regular hate machine Smoking hot hate machine The fool of the world Worldz fool World foolz volume 3 Slop it up Welcome to the bathroom Horse place Electric trash truck Beautiful woman soldering Zone blaster Bless us with that space bar Quadro tracker Big mister bangaround Gum on feel the noize One man diss war Things we said Going2hell Guns and roses Use your illusion 37 Appetite for destruction Top gum A distinct pleasure The horrors Gum together Gum as you are A change is gonna gum The boogie woogie bugle boy from gumpany b Tiny television Tiny televisions Lemon pitch Serious fire truck situation Assembly of finalists Title trap Weekend at Brad's Weekend at Brads's The Jason Unterreiner Promise The brakes Second place Strange popsicle occurrence Our band is going to be ruined by false galens Jason goes to hell Bondage clown in foot danger
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Alternate flyer by @girlfromspace.bsky.social for our show with @perennialtheband.bsky.social at the @apohadion.bsky.social
An Evening Perennial Gum Parker Abbott Road 11/15 /25 PORTLAND, ME THE APOHADION Probably costs money? Doors 8? unclear.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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People never read the bio that says all our social media is run by the bass player who is not a guy
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November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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So honored to have this
Gum Parker gumball machine art by our friend who is nine
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Limited editions
Tote bag printed with Gum Parker (only available to me) Bright pink Gum Parker shirt (only available in 2xl)
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Printing day
The screen getting washed The screen getting washed Beautiful paint splattered sink Mopping the wet floor with the eat the rich test print because I sprayed water everywhere
August 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Perfect Jeffrey walked in at this moment
He said he was going to be here in ten minutes and he was
August 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Next show!
HOT ROCK MUSIC GUM PARKER LOLABELLE AMIRIGHT? Friday, September 12th Rumors at Mulligans doors 7, show 8 $12 CASH 23. Lincon st., ALL AGES Biddeford
August 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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A very Galen transparency
The GUM PARKER transparency for making a silk screen but Galen put it in a clear sleeve with record sized cardboard and it has a sticker that says “PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE FRAGILE THANK YOU” plus there’s a packet of black paper. I’m holding it up in the shampoo aisle at Renys The back of the package with beautiful rainbow and vintage video game thank you note
July 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Welcome to band practice
Galen’s hands in the amp
July 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Show tonight!
SATURDAY 7/12/2025 VICES INC. GUM PARKER CRYIN CALEB GENO'S ROCK CLUB DooRs 7pm MUSIC 8pm $10
July 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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This is my bass amp if you even care
Kate’s bass amp with Saltine the furby
June 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Kate and Jeff on wheels
Kate and Jeff at the roller rink
April 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Never doubt my commitment
Hand with green nail polish holding wood burning tool over flour tortilla Tortilla that says Gum Parker The Brakes Tortilla that says GUM PARKER THE BRAKES
April 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Still working on getting the tortillas stale enough
The empty album sleeve, a Polaroid 680, and upside down polaroid pictures on a bed with pink sheets
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Our album will be streaming everywhere this Friday!
Album cover for the Brakes with nurse on a pier with medical equipment Flyer for our show at the Apohadion with Rick Rude, Lost Film, and Snake Lips on April 12 Track listing for the album: TWO SUBARUS LIMITED ENGAGEMENT NOT BREAKING ROCKS ASSEMBLY OF FINALISTS THUMBTACKS BIRD IN THE FURNACE ONLY BOXES H IVE INSIDE MAN CROCODILE SILVER MEDALIST Repeating Cloud Smiling sea nurse
April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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You fuckers have been asking for this and now you have it: our first song with cussin
Jason song with swears!
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Our show!
Flyer for show with lips and mail order amphetamines: RICK RUDE LOST FILM SNAKE LIPS GUM PARKER NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD! THE APOHADION APRIL 12 10-20 DOLLARS 7.30 DOORS SAFE NO HASSLE NO WORRY
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Thinking about new album titles
Jason goes to Hell A tapestry of tiny theft
March 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Now we know
@girlfromspace.bsky.social discovers the similarities between the alternate Hive cover (wallpaper layers) and NIN’s the Downward Spiral (painting) and then says “Close-ish to God”
February 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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One week until Hive!
Alternate artwork for the Hive single, which is an old film photo of wallpaper layers in shades of green and yellow with the word “HIVE” on there seven times
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Cute show real soon
TIGER BOMB CATWOLF LINNEA’S GARDEN GUM PARKER GENO’S 625 CONGRESS ST FEBRUARY 8 7PM cute Valentine flyer with dancing girls
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Here come three special boys
Notebook in my pedal case showing part of the set list for our February 8 show at Geno’s: 2SUBS WEB CROC } SPECIAL BOYS
January 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Karaoke at @apohadion.bsky.social last night
Galen wants to destroy you Jason is singing about being passed out naked Jeff is going to build something this summer Kate is singing about a volcano
January 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Next single out a month from today on gumparker.bandcamp.com and all the other places
Film pic from 2008 or 2009 of a dumpster out at Thompson’s Point back when Prime Artists rehearsal spaces were over there. In the sky, the word “HIVE” is written in the Renys font.
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM