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THE REPAIRMAN.
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I'd like to start off by thanking our sponsor -- for financing the parts for this Frankenstein monster.
[ A pause, glance over, moment to process, before looking off with a head shake. ]

Were it anyone else, the only thing you /wouldn't/ be getting is sarcasm.
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Oh yeah, sure -- there's a real kick outta collecting the rarest diseases for a full set.

'cause then you can go around coughing up a whole rainbow.
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Well, I dunno, maybe just for the heck of it.

Always good to have hobbies.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Enough.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
If anything, it oughta join the club
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
's fine
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ghg
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Not too often. Not really what they pay me for.

But hey, maybe that's why I never aged... Maybe 𝘐'𝘮 the robot.
December 1, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Engineering, contract work, and a few oddball jobs in-between... But mostly the first two.

A decent pay, but I'm not afforded much in the way of downtime.
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I get that a lot.

Just a matter of work and generally boring stuff.
November 30, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Hmh... I'd have thought you knew everyone by now.

's good to see you, kid.
November 30, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Yeah.

It's basic procedure.
November 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
It's just basic procedure.
November 23, 2024 at 9:03 AM
( Yeah, I 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 what you've seen -- that mouth might as well be a third eye. )
November 23, 2024 at 9:00 AM
||: i'm sure you see my vision
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 AM
( Man, talk about being as pale as a ghost -- could probably float away like one, too. )

( Can't say I've seen a ghost window shop before, though... )
November 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
... Well gee, from playing it vague to putting it on a tee for me. Subtle.

And you consider 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 better than waiting tables? Must've been some tables, then.

( Prob'ly lose an arm just reaching for the menus... )
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
It's fine enough, it's... Well, 's working.

And you?
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by THE REPAIRMAN.
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 AM
don't worry. i know exactly what to do.
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 AM