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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 1d

Books doubleplus ungood.

Words from party only.

Big Brother sees.

Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 2d

That's not a proper use.

Which/what cunt turned on the ac? Would be correct.

That's just tacked on at the end to please you.

She's riding your brother.

That's just science.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 2d

Cry havoc, let slip the frogs of war!

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 3d

We've moved on to Silicon Valley.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 3d

Bravo!

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 3d

Not even Jesus could resurrect his Rangers career.

Lazarussel he ain't.

Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 3d

Even bluesky is pulling the piss.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 6d

Supernintendo Chalmers.

Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 8d

You notice that the women over here drive really bad.

They're always looking in the mirror.

Checking if their permission to drive is being rescinded.

Is this thing on?

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 8d

I'll shit in a jar and put a label saying capitalism on it.

No lid.

Where's my prize money?

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 8d

I don't like it.

It makes my brain wibble.

Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 9d

The Thing is my favourite 80's movie.

Don't know if it counts as horror but it is magnificent.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 10d

Nothing to do with middle age.

Barmaids always found you repulsive.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 10d

That joke is a wee bit too Edgy for me.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 11d

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 12d

Trump wanks dugs.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 12d

Stilton in a salt and vinegar.

Lovely stuff.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 13d

There is no peace like being alone in nature.

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 13d

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Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 13d

Could you try bribing/threatening a local joiner with a free portrait?

Is there a local team, with a joiner as a player, that might like a team sheet from you?

Gunnar Goldhair @gunnargoldhair.bsky.social · 14d

What a fucking child.

And and and David wouldn't pass me the ball and Sarah kept scoring all the goals.

And the ref said I wasn't allowed to cheat.

I'm taking my ball home and telling mummy.

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