Rohan Patel
@gunnerohan.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
Govern yourself accordingly!
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Govern yourself accordingly!
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You won't find a smoother cele! 😏
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
You won't find a smoother cele! 😏
Martin Zubimendi, since he joined the Arsenal! 😮💨
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Martin Zubimendi, since he joined the Arsenal! 😮💨
Saliba and that Sunderland center forward.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Saliba and that Sunderland center forward.
Hate-watch, you say? Don't mind if I do.
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Hate-watch, you say? Don't mind if I do.
Pipe down you oxygen bandit, you filmed the whole thing. 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Pipe down you oxygen bandit, you filmed the whole thing. 🤣
Liam. Come on, be serious now. 🤣
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Liam. Come on, be serious now. 🤣
Everyone and their mother, knows that it was all a camera show. Don't be telling porkies fella. 🤥🤡
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Everyone and their mother, knows that it was all a camera show. Don't be telling porkies fella. 🤥🤡
Nah, he risked all his badman aura for this and lost. Also, look at the faces on the bench. 🤣😭
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Nah, he risked all his badman aura for this and lost. Also, look at the faces on the bench. 🤣😭
New drop, from Tom Curren! 📰 😮💨
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
New drop, from Tom Curren! 📰 😮💨
Screaming about the halfway line in the warmup at our players like it’s a battleground. 🤣🤡 Absolute weirdo!
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Screaming about the halfway line in the warmup at our players like it’s a battleground. 🤣🤡 Absolute weirdo!
If watching that ending in the stadium or at home wasn't funny enough, here is Kai shattering rentboy hearts from that wally John Terry's POV. 🤣😭💉
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 AM
If watching that ending in the stadium or at home wasn't funny enough, here is Kai shattering rentboy hearts from that wally John Terry's POV. 🤣😭💉
I have watched this an unhealthy number of times now. 🍿🤌🏾
Hope is a dangerous thing. 🕯️ We let them have it for 96 minutes, then Kai took it away in the 97th.🤣 Pure cinema. 🎬 Watching them process that 1-0 is better than any 4-0 beating. Wembley bound and vibes are IMMACULATE. 🥂🎗
Hope is a dangerous thing. 🕯️ We let them have it for 96 minutes, then Kai took it away in the 97th.🤣 Pure cinema. 🎬 Watching them process that 1-0 is better than any 4-0 beating. Wembley bound and vibes are IMMACULATE. 🥂🎗
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I have watched this an unhealthy number of times now. 🍿🤌🏾
Hope is a dangerous thing. 🕯️ We let them have it for 96 minutes, then Kai took it away in the 97th.🤣 Pure cinema. 🎬 Watching them process that 1-0 is better than any 4-0 beating. Wembley bound and vibes are IMMACULATE. 🥂🎗
Hope is a dangerous thing. 🕯️ We let them have it for 96 minutes, then Kai took it away in the 97th.🤣 Pure cinema. 🎬 Watching them process that 1-0 is better than any 4-0 beating. Wembley bound and vibes are IMMACULATE. 🥂🎗
This, had me absolutely howling. I wonder if a bit of Flubber snuck it's way into his shoe? 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This, had me absolutely howling. I wonder if a bit of Flubber snuck it's way into his shoe? 🤣
Liam Rosenior reminds me of this fella. Thinks he knows best, when he clearly doesn't have a clue!
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Liam Rosenior reminds me of this fella. Thinks he knows best, when he clearly doesn't have a clue!