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Kevin Snyder

@guns.bsky.social

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Chairman of the Poster-Farmer Party

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · Jun 19

In hot pursuit

Fritos truck

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 9h

but first piss off all the farmers so they also hate you

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 11h

a tall order to be sure

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 11h

it was kind of fun improvising

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 11h

I went to pizza hut with my friend last week and we ordered a couple modelos and the waitress brought them out unopened and we were like do you have a bottle opener and she was like nope sorry haha

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 11h

did you see my horrible wasp videos a few weeks ago

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 15h

Despite like half of the population here being of German descent I can only think of one here and it’s more of a bar than a restaurant. This was only on the menu for Oktoberfest I think!

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 15h

Fuck crab man, marry snakeroot, not sure I’m allowed to post the third one

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 15h

It’s 2 OBVIOUSLY

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 15h

Mr Trump sir please do a hellfire strike on the people sending me scam calls every hour

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 16h

The psychic toll of social media has made my brain flourish like a beautiful flower

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 2d

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 18h

use code BLADECUP30

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 19h

bones not wood

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h

New Stinging Toilet Bowl Gel

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 21h

is that good

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

Congresscritters and their families do not have USSS protection. Ending democracy would be very painful for them.

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

I wasn’t able to finish all of the sauerkraut…

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

It was worth it

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 1d

ICE is literally shooting priests like it's 1905 or some shit

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s video of the incident

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

I loved Hey Arnold as a kid and I watched an episode in college once and I was like damn the animation in this sucks ass

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

I ate a huge schnitzel plate and I will pass away shortly

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

Even on here I’ve never seen anyone object to it tbh

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

that one was too mysterious, you’ve got to post something like a Spotify link to a song nobody knows that isn’t very good

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

I have like two that keep coming back

Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d

Pulled a huge pili multigemini hair out of my beard #pleaseclap