Dear Donny, do you realize what you're doing, huh? That when you mistreat your best friend, that friend is never going to trust you again. We can find new friends, and we have so much to offer. It's your loss, you don't have very many good friends left.
Yours very sincerely, Canada.

What the fuck has happened to the USA?
They led by example, they were strong and united, compassionate and took care of others. They were free and moral and had everything everyone could ever want including housing, food, medical care and education!
Now look at them. What the fuck.

The funniest thing ever, at least for me, is the name of the pilot in Airplane.

I feel good about myself, I haven't had a drink all year.

I don't miss too much about the "good old days". Except for road rage.
Back then I'd react to an asshat move by rolling down my window and yelling "What!? Did you get your license in a box of Cracker Jacks?!"
Can't use that anymore.

Dear Mr Trump.
We'd have a lot easier time stopping the flow of fentanyl from our country into yours if you stopped the flow of guns from your country into ours.
Maybe you can make an effort eh?
Yours sincerely,
Canada 🍁