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Andy - gurtch
@gurtch.bsky.social
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Full time dad. Occasional streamer. 1/3 of @the5gspot.bsky.social. Business Inquiries: [email protected]

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agreed
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I feel like calling them "content creators" is giving them too much credit. Grifters or losers feels more appropriate for the slop they put out and the garbage they spew
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Couldn’t even make it past the first 15 seconds of that without turning it off. What a fucking loser dude
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Not if the refs miss the blatant offsides call like that 3rd down play
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Blue Prince is still not winning an award goddammit
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thank god I’m just in charge of dessert or else no one would be getting turkey
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fuck Joe Biden
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We gotta get CM Punk or Seth Rollins in to teach them to sell those better. I legitimately think that if these guys learned how to sell contact like that after the plays it could be a cheat code for free yardage
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Like yeah in a perfect world I would be able to do that but get coworker who is making the same amount as me, where would you like me to find this money to be able to do it? What happened to just having a normal conversation about things, instead of being a douche about things all the time MY GUY
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yeah lemme just find thousands of dollars to find a spot, renovate it so that it can be used as a venue, get the proper licenses and permits to run it, and contact every band/artist for them to just magically wanna come. Lemme just pull all of that out of my asshole dude
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
30% of our tackles being out today is certainly hurting
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I just need to see a map 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Plus him just responding with "niiiice" also sounded like something he could've written 😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Simple, the call would favor the Bears and they’ve missed calls like this when we’re playing all season. It’s just par for the course at this point
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
did the guy on the right get to draft his team first and then choose the others guys songs for him
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM