why yes, face ID, i *have* been crying for the last 2 hours and am almost *certainly* unrecognizable—thanks for the confo!! #yourPasscodeIsRequiredToEnableFaceID

shoutout purell for drop-kicking reformed alcoholics off the wagon with the “naturals” version

smells juuust like cointreau 🙏🏻

#hellsYeah
#basicallyTripleSecGel
@purellbrand.bsky.social

so skype didn’t exist until 2003, but unsung visionaries n*sync dropped their sauciest prophecy “digital get down” back in 2000…

sooo did jc chasez invent skype sex or what??

#justiceForJC
#forbiddenHistory
#mysteriesOfTheWorld
@nsync.bsky.social
@jcchasez.bsky.social
@billgates.bsky.social