Elegy Graft
gustav-grift.bsky.social
Elegy Graft
@gustav-grift.bsky.social
I write the stories that make readers ask the important questions, like, "Is reading actually good?" and "Why isn't this site better moderated?"

Formerly published as Gustav Grift.

(They/Them)
I am often shocked at how hard I find it to get paid to write when vapid fucking doofuses like this are in Atlantic.
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Elegy Graft
If you thought your “only a rich man could be powerful” bogeyman George Soros was scary wait’ll you meet the collective strength of the working class
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Agreed. I love GWAR and have seen them a bunch of times, and seeing GWAR *not* take the piss is really something, cuz normally GWAR is never not taking the piss.
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Wild how reasonable this take is. Work hard. Try to make the world a better place. Blow off some steam and have a good time and appreciate truth and beauty now and again. This is *supposed* to be the model. This constant boilerplate shit is exhausting and demoralizing.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The last line of that clip got me. Waterworks.
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I would really, really like one.
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
652
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was surprised by this, but then I grabbed my Guide to Style: Bluesky off the shelf, and sure enough...
December 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Classic flegg behavior.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I hope you do, too.
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This was my question. Glad you preemptively answered it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You have no idea how hyped I was for this unsolicited The Dispossessed skeet.
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This, honestly. I have never been more overwhelmed and less motivated to do...pretty much anything. And yet the idea of using ai is so embarrassing and depressing that it never occurs to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
thiiiiiiiiis
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM