Jared Gardner
@guttergeek.bsky.social
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Prof of lit & media. University Senate Secretary. Buckeye. Higher ed defender, academic freedom militant. Hobbies include music, plants & counting pills. 🥄😵‍💫⚡️ 🕎 Opinions mine http://campus-novel.ghost.io
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In 2016 I bought a gun, put it in a safe, and promptly lost the key.

Anyone know how to turn a safe into a weapon?
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In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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Getting to be more of a stretch every month
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Post yesterday’s pic made me realize I needed a haircut 🙂
Same guy but now with haircut — still old as hell
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Holy fuck I’m old 😂
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Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age: 59
Me looking old and tried because I am
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Please do! I’m doing it all wrong
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Fed up with Bluesky? Join me at FidoNet
ASCII art of FidoNet logo: a dog holding an envelope sitting next to a water bowl
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Every time someone speaks of LLMs as possessing "intelligence" I giggle. And also think they are less intelligent than I did before.
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The word fingerbanging keeps cracking me up
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I haven’t been paying attention so I’m hoping someone can catch me up: why we pretending we’re going to mastodon now?
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I’m going to Friendster
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Also I think there may be an exception for fingerbanging
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Do you really need to come into someone’s feed to scold and lecture them? It is so unpleasant and performative . I’m sure you have friends and coworkers to scold and shame. Focus on them
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Seriously — can’t drink or do drugs any more so I am down to the cheese grater and two eyeballs
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I’m just sad I still have to go to work
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I was filled with despair before it was cool
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Academic freedom comes with the responsibility to convey field consensus on a range of topics. In the case of the distinction between sex and gender, it’s clear across many fields: social sciences, biological sciences, humanities, and more. No threats can make us stop teaching this or any knowledge
Texas Tech Moves to Limit Academic Discussion to 2 Genders
www.nytimes.com
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Thank god for books, the only escape from this horrid timeline I’ve got left now that alcohol, drugs, and mania are off the table
Shelves with some of my sci fi/fantasy books