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glen :)
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unreliable narrator
Can you use butter as lube (kerrygold of course)
February 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The cashier just hit 'visibly over 25' from clocking my outfit, rather than my weathered face. Humbling.
December 15, 2024 at 1:02 PM
awesome sauce
November 27, 2024 at 11:42 AM
just did the nyt sudoku in 4 mins
November 20, 2024 at 6:13 PM
ALPHABEAT #1
Billboard names Rihanna the 3rd greatest pop star of the 21st century.
November 20, 2024 at 7:49 AM
thinking about him today
November 19, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I pray that bulking season never ends
November 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I'm literally so easy to catfish it's so embarrassing
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
your dad rated it 5 stars on goodreads
November 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM
id smile as I pulled the plug
Mickey Mouse turns 96 today.
November 18, 2024 at 10:05 AM
early bird caught 0 worms :(
November 18, 2024 at 9:30 AM
I'm a void screamer, I love to scream into the void
November 17, 2024 at 5:16 PM
gym light was giving divine intervention
November 17, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Reposted by glen :)
November 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
two days without nicotine has me acting erratic
November 15, 2024 at 4:23 PM
how long till I break my preordained algorithm??? Can't be looking at any more pictures of ugly sunsets ❌❌❌
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Reposted by glen :)
why is your penis on a dead girl’s bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 5:03 AM
locked in
November 15, 2024 at 10:42 AM
dichotomy of man
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 AM