Gutter Wizard
@gutterwizard.bsky.social
Fgc nerd, Warhammer nerd, MtG nerd, D&D nerd, bugs are cool, spook addict, power metal geek
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I am (by technicality) a war criminal
Anosognosia isn't real
My entire life is lived in order to have good stories to tell at a bar in 45 years.
(he/any)
I am (by technicality) a war criminal
Anosognosia isn't real
My entire life is lived in order to have good stories to tell at a bar in 45 years.
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drain fly w/ pet rove beetles
December 1, 2023 at 4:14 AM
drain fly w/ pet rove beetles
Yall remember when there was a huge drama about kids getting body dymorsphia from snapchat?
I’m calling it now, there’s a 90% chance we’re gonna see an exact repeat with Reddit and looksmaxxing
I’m calling it now, there’s a 90% chance we’re gonna see an exact repeat with Reddit and looksmaxxing
February 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Yall remember when there was a huge drama about kids getting body dymorsphia from snapchat?
I’m calling it now, there’s a 90% chance we’re gonna see an exact repeat with Reddit and looksmaxxing
I’m calling it now, there’s a 90% chance we’re gonna see an exact repeat with Reddit and looksmaxxing
I’m in a debate with a friend, is living in an rv more of a lesbian thing or a hippie thing?
February 23, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I’m in a debate with a friend, is living in an rv more of a lesbian thing or a hippie thing?
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Sorting through my old photos on my phone’s camera roll feels like a fever dream because I find shit like this.
February 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Sorting through my old photos on my phone’s camera roll feels like a fever dream because I find shit like this.
The creation of fruit is our greatest testament as a species
February 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The creation of fruit is our greatest testament as a species
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My public speaking professor just told me a story on one of her first years teaching where she let a student give a 16 minute speech on why the class should join scientology…
February 13, 2024 at 6:31 PM
My public speaking professor just told me a story on one of her first years teaching where she let a student give a 16 minute speech on why the class should join scientology…
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The worst kind of dissociation is doing step 1 and step 2 simultaneously instead of step 1 and then step 2.
Yes, I may have just accidentally thrown my entire coffee in the the trash instead of putting in creamer and then throwing the container away.
Yes, I may have just accidentally thrown my entire coffee in the the trash instead of putting in creamer and then throwing the container away.
February 11, 2024 at 4:59 PM
The worst kind of dissociation is doing step 1 and step 2 simultaneously instead of step 1 and then step 2.
Yes, I may have just accidentally thrown my entire coffee in the the trash instead of putting in creamer and then throwing the container away.
Yes, I may have just accidentally thrown my entire coffee in the the trash instead of putting in creamer and then throwing the container away.
Good morning yall
February 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Good morning yall
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My timeline is:
33% Environmental/Ecology topics
33% Warhammer/Magic
33% trans girls talking about kissing other trans girls
Better than my twitter timeline, we’ll take it
33% Environmental/Ecology topics
33% Warhammer/Magic
33% trans girls talking about kissing other trans girls
Better than my twitter timeline, we’ll take it
February 11, 2024 at 5:24 AM
My timeline is:
33% Environmental/Ecology topics
33% Warhammer/Magic
33% trans girls talking about kissing other trans girls
Better than my twitter timeline, we’ll take it
33% Environmental/Ecology topics
33% Warhammer/Magic
33% trans girls talking about kissing other trans girls
Better than my twitter timeline, we’ll take it
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Human Experience of the Day 3: Eating a burrito so good you cry
February 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Human Experience of the Day 3: Eating a burrito so good you cry
Out of curiosity, would anyone here be interested in watching bug catching/hiking streams in twitch?
Picture a guy walking through the woods while just sorting through bugs/going on nerdy lectures about what he finds.
Everyone says it’s either a great idea or terrible and idk what to believe lmao
Picture a guy walking through the woods while just sorting through bugs/going on nerdy lectures about what he finds.
Everyone says it’s either a great idea or terrible and idk what to believe lmao
February 11, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Out of curiosity, would anyone here be interested in watching bug catching/hiking streams in twitch?
Picture a guy walking through the woods while just sorting through bugs/going on nerdy lectures about what he finds.
Everyone says it’s either a great idea or terrible and idk what to believe lmao
Picture a guy walking through the woods while just sorting through bugs/going on nerdy lectures about what he finds.
Everyone says it’s either a great idea or terrible and idk what to believe lmao
This might’ve been removed already since I got banned from twitter years ago and BlueSky’s different, but is there no way to make pinned tweets?
February 11, 2024 at 1:23 AM
This might’ve been removed already since I got banned from twitter years ago and BlueSky’s different, but is there no way to make pinned tweets?
The 2nd most human experience is picking a direction and keep walking without stopping for 5-6 hours
February 10, 2024 at 10:03 PM
The 2nd most human experience is picking a direction and keep walking without stopping for 5-6 hours
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Happy #seaspidersaturday everyone. Meet Dodecalopoda mawsonii, a member of the family of giant sea spiders (Colossendeidae) and has 12 legs! This is the only one I’ve ever collected in my many trips to Antarctica and the other pic is of one we saw via the bottom camera on our last cruise! 🦑🧪🌎🧬🐧🇦🇶
February 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Happy #seaspidersaturday everyone. Meet Dodecalopoda mawsonii, a member of the family of giant sea spiders (Colossendeidae) and has 12 legs! This is the only one I’ve ever collected in my many trips to Antarctica and the other pic is of one we saw via the bottom camera on our last cruise! 🦑🧪🌎🧬🐧🇦🇶
Trespassing is the funniest crime and blasphemy is the funniest sin
February 10, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Trespassing is the funniest crime and blasphemy is the funniest sin
The most human experience is discussing drama from your old high school in a waffle house at 2am.
February 10, 2024 at 9:23 PM
The most human experience is discussing drama from your old high school in a waffle house at 2am.
Hand over yall's recommendations of people to follow please🫡
February 10, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Hand over yall's recommendations of people to follow please🫡