Guy Thoughts
@guy-thoughts.bsky.social
Just what you needed 🙄
Avatar By Kaisching - Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41066990 (cropped)
Avatar By Kaisching - Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41066990 (cropped)
My alogarithm only gives me aexponents
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
My alogarithm only gives me aexponents
My friend: *divides by zero* Fuck yeah, check me out, I'm infinite
Me: *divides by zero* wtf even is this shit
Me: *divides by zero* wtf even is this shit
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My friend: *divides by zero* Fuck yeah, check me out, I'm infinite
Me: *divides by zero* wtf even is this shit
Me: *divides by zero* wtf even is this shit
Nah I got more of a pulsing situation
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Nah I got more of a pulsing situation
Like what are our taxes even for
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Like what are our taxes even for
Seems like a lot of people like to FA that don't enjoy the FO
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This would be a great Mad Libs
"I ___(verbed)___ so bad that I had to leave and find a new ___(noun)___."
"I ___(verbed)___ so bad that I had to leave and find a new ___(noun)___."
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This would be a great Mad Libs
"I ___(verbed)___ so bad that I had to leave and find a new ___(noun)___."
"I ___(verbed)___ so bad that I had to leave and find a new ___(noun)___."
This is my daughter 4'33"
January 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
This is my daughter 4'33"
Hang on, we're in for some chop
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hang on, we're in for some chop
The chorus on this song is kind of grating
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The chorus on this song is kind of grating
Well, is it? Don't leave me hanging
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Well, is it? Don't leave me hanging
Set phasers to stun
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Set phasers to stun
That is... probably where I got it.
January 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
That is... probably where I got it.
The white-golden age
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The white-golden age
In my house we say "Al-bu-kway-kway"
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
In my house we say "Al-bu-kway-kway"
Where else are you supposed to go? It's an emergency, and this is the "Emergency Room"
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Where else are you supposed to go? It's an emergency, and this is the "Emergency Room"
This hasn't happened to me yet so I'ma need y'all to up your dream game
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This hasn't happened to me yet so I'ma need y'all to up your dream game
Every day I'm ponderin'
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Every day I'm ponderin'
Dude over here pondering his orb
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Dude over here pondering his orb
My "I didn't free the zoo animals" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
My "I didn't free the zoo animals" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Hope you're enjoying your cozy day of quiet solitude (plus pets)
January 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Hope you're enjoying your cozy day of quiet solitude (plus pets)
I deleted a response earlier that said, "HMU if you want to grab lunch, Oklahomie" because, duh, don't meet with a random guy from the Internet. Don't give a random dude from the Internet your address, obviously. But also I will be out for lunch in a bit. Might go to El Huevo.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I deleted a response earlier that said, "HMU if you want to grab lunch, Oklahomie" because, duh, don't meet with a random guy from the Internet. Don't give a random dude from the Internet your address, obviously. But also I will be out for lunch in a bit. Might go to El Huevo.
Good morning, how are you
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Good morning, how are you
Ding dong pics on the timeline
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ding dong pics on the timeline