Vairos
@guycalledvairos.bsky.social
18+ only. Thirsty on main. Insatiable Gloria simp. 31 years old. Master of procrastination. Writer of all things dumb. NSFW.
Just got back from seeing Iron Lung at the cinema and picked up some cool Iron Lung merchandise while I was there!
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Just got back from seeing Iron Lung at the cinema and picked up some cool Iron Lung merchandise while I was there!
Somehow I've sunk back into that trend of watching a shitton of video essays about competitive yu-gi-oh before realising I hate competition yu-gi-oh.
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Somehow I've sunk back into that trend of watching a shitton of video essays about competitive yu-gi-oh before realising I hate competition yu-gi-oh.
After getting caught trespassing in the Canterlot castle, Ardan might think the worst thing to happen would be meeting his end. Instead, it gets worse when the end he's introduced to is Celestia's!
Art by @parumpi.bsky.social
Art by @parumpi.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
After getting caught trespassing in the Canterlot castle, Ardan might think the worst thing to happen would be meeting his end. Instead, it gets worse when the end he's introduced to is Celestia's!
Art by @parumpi.bsky.social
Art by @parumpi.bsky.social
Kitty Kat has ways to make people talk. Kitty Kat has ways to make people stop talking. As Ardan is quick to learn, she's very good at using her thighs for both.
@doctordj.bsky.social
@doctordj.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Kitty Kat has ways to make people talk. Kitty Kat has ways to make people stop talking. As Ardan is quick to learn, she's very good at using her thighs for both.
@doctordj.bsky.social
@doctordj.bsky.social
Once a year, horror returns to Bleekshire. The Carnival is here, wearing familiar faces.
The performance comes to its grand finale, but it seems the spectacle will be peeling the Ringmaster off an elephant's butt rather than any trapeze stunts.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
The performance comes to its grand finale, but it seems the spectacle will be peeling the Ringmaster off an elephant's butt rather than any trapeze stunts.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Once a year, horror returns to Bleekshire. The Carnival is here, wearing familiar faces.
The performance comes to its grand finale, but it seems the spectacle will be peeling the Ringmaster off an elephant's butt rather than any trapeze stunts.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
The performance comes to its grand finale, but it seems the spectacle will be peeling the Ringmaster off an elephant's butt rather than any trapeze stunts.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
Someone somewhere is having a VERY good day right now.
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone somewhere is having a VERY good day right now.
Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night.
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night.
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social
Keira the bellyphant will, for a price, prove to you that it does in fact take a little over ten seconds for her gut to stop wobbling after it's been slapped.
🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Keira the bellyphant will, for a price, prove to you that it does in fact take a little over ten seconds for her gut to stop wobbling after it's been slapped.
🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
Keira never had any issues with showing off a bit of skin with her outfits.
When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is.
🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is.
🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Keira never had any issues with showing off a bit of skin with her outfits.
When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is.
🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is.
🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social
Not for the first time!!!
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not for the first time!!!
Super kind of you to offer!
December 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Super kind of you to offer!
Collecting screencaps from The Bad Guys 2 and something about this one in particular spoke to me.
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Collecting screencaps from The Bad Guys 2 and something about this one in particular spoke to me.
Keira may not be too into cosplay herself, but when she sees the outfit her girlfriend's been making for her, she's all too happy to become the Chelephant.
🎨: @patacon.bsky.social
🎨: @patacon.bsky.social
November 19, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Keira may not be too into cosplay herself, but when she sees the outfit her girlfriend's been making for her, she's all too happy to become the Chelephant.
🎨: @patacon.bsky.social
🎨: @patacon.bsky.social
Ardan thought he might be able to claim the Dragon's booty at the end of his heroic quest into the depths of her lair. As it turned out, Dragon was all too happy to oblige - but the gold stays where it is.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
November 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Ardan thought he might be able to claim the Dragon's booty at the end of his heroic quest into the depths of her lair. As it turned out, Dragon was all too happy to oblige - but the gold stays where it is.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social
Ardan takes a shift as a security guard on the exact night Rouge the Bat has planned her daring heist! Can the dragon handle this thief's bosom-themed stealth takedown?
Probably not!
🎨: @bigdad.bsky.social
Probably not!
🎨: @bigdad.bsky.social
November 11, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Ardan takes a shift as a security guard on the exact night Rouge the Bat has planned her daring heist! Can the dragon handle this thief's bosom-themed stealth takedown?
Probably not!
🎨: @bigdad.bsky.social
Probably not!
🎨: @bigdad.bsky.social
Shipwrecked again, Gloria the Hippo may not have a couch or an armchair or even a beanbag, but what she does have is Heksile and Ardan on whom she can rest her oversized, wobbly rump!
Heksile: @testsubject410.bsky.social
🎨: @doctorsoul.bsky.social
Heksile: @testsubject410.bsky.social
🎨: @doctorsoul.bsky.social
November 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Shipwrecked again, Gloria the Hippo may not have a couch or an armchair or even a beanbag, but what she does have is Heksile and Ardan on whom she can rest her oversized, wobbly rump!
Heksile: @testsubject410.bsky.social
🎨: @doctorsoul.bsky.social
Heksile: @testsubject410.bsky.social
🎨: @doctorsoul.bsky.social
When Ardan volunteered to help a local long jump champion out in her training, it never occurred to him that he'd be doing so as the target for beating her personal best.
🎨: @doctordj.bsky.social
🎨: @doctordj.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 7:15 PM
When Ardan volunteered to help a local long jump champion out in her training, it never occurred to him that he'd be doing so as the target for beating her personal best.
🎨: @doctordj.bsky.social
🎨: @doctordj.bsky.social
To escape the flood, Ardan stowed aboard the ark. But after getting caught and passed around between Kariel, Panthy, and Bruma, he still finds himself drowning - this time in booty.
🎨: @gulpspooky.bsky.social
🎨: @gulpspooky.bsky.social
November 6, 2024 at 10:50 PM
To escape the flood, Ardan stowed aboard the ark. But after getting caught and passed around between Kariel, Panthy, and Bruma, he still finds himself drowning - this time in booty.
🎨: @gulpspooky.bsky.social
🎨: @gulpspooky.bsky.social
Kairel and Bruma don't get on well as Ark cabinmates and they can't even share Ardan without it turning into a competition of who's got the bigger butt.
🎨: @gardenminttea.bsky.social
🎨: @gardenminttea.bsky.social
November 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Kairel and Bruma don't get on well as Ark cabinmates and they can't even share Ardan without it turning into a competition of who's got the bigger butt.
🎨: @gardenminttea.bsky.social
🎨: @gardenminttea.bsky.social
Caleb has a show in a few hours and expects his ass painted in lipstick kisses by the time he hits the stage. Ardan might need a little break, but in Caleb's eyes, time spent breathing is time that could be spent smooching.
🎨: @slugdisaster on Twitter.
🎨: @slugdisaster on Twitter.
November 5, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Caleb has a show in a few hours and expects his ass painted in lipstick kisses by the time he hits the stage. Ardan might need a little break, but in Caleb's eyes, time spent breathing is time that could be spent smooching.
🎨: @slugdisaster on Twitter.
🎨: @slugdisaster on Twitter.
Cryptid Caught on Trailcam 4K Real (OMG This is Insane)
Tenebria isn't herself when she's hungry.
Art by @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
Tenebria isn't herself when she's hungry.
Art by @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
October 31, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Cryptid Caught on Trailcam 4K Real (OMG This is Insane)
Tenebria isn't herself when she's hungry.
Art by @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
Tenebria isn't herself when she's hungry.
Art by @therayoutofspace.bsky.social
There are things that lurk in the woods, things that hide and things that creep and, very occasionally, things that hunt. Tenebria is one such entity, and Halloween always draws in the easiest prey.
Art by @PardusLiberty on Twitter!
Art by @PardusLiberty on Twitter!
October 31, 2024 at 5:02 PM
There are things that lurk in the woods, things that hide and things that creep and, very occasionally, things that hunt. Tenebria is one such entity, and Halloween always draws in the easiest prey.
Art by @PardusLiberty on Twitter!
Art by @PardusLiberty on Twitter!
Does the presence of Tenebria startle you so much you've lost your voice? You can barely stand to meet her gaze, unable to raise your eyes beyond her neckline. You seem practically scared stiff by the mistress of the macabre.
Art by @patacon.bsky.social
Art by @patacon.bsky.social
October 31, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Does the presence of Tenebria startle you so much you've lost your voice? You can barely stand to meet her gaze, unable to raise your eyes beyond her neckline. You seem practically scared stiff by the mistress of the macabre.
Art by @patacon.bsky.social
Art by @patacon.bsky.social
And the clothed alt!
Art by the brilliant @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
Art by the brilliant @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
October 28, 2024 at 10:29 PM
And the clothed alt!
Art by the brilliant @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
Art by the brilliant @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
After a car wash and a show, Caleb insists Sorcha leave a five star review, or else he'll have to consider opening his very own "Dragon Wash"
Art by the fantastic @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
Art by the fantastic @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
October 28, 2024 at 10:28 PM
After a car wash and a show, Caleb insists Sorcha leave a five star review, or else he'll have to consider opening his very own "Dragon Wash"
Art by the fantastic @kindofabigseal.bsky.social
Art by the fantastic @kindofabigseal.bsky.social