Guy In Tie Dye
@guyintiedye.bsky.social
Goose, Phish, disc golf, tie-dye, automatic watches, restaurants, girl dad, Supernote, sarcasm, tech.
I'm sure he's disappointed he didn't get to shoot a brown person in retaliation for the the brown person who hurt him with a vehicle last time, but a woman is a close second.
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I'm sure he's disappointed he didn't get to shoot a brown person in retaliation for the the brown person who hurt him with a vehicle last time, but a woman is a close second.
Thank you for the reminder that I haven't even started the new season yet!
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Thank you for the reminder that I haven't even started the new season yet!
Trump's truth social post said the agent was RUN OVER AND IS RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL. Jesus H Roosevelt Christ even with video the lies are getting big!
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Trump's truth social post said the agent was RUN OVER AND IS RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL. Jesus H Roosevelt Christ even with video the lies are getting big!
Beat me to it!!!
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Beat me to it!!!
MPR for the win!
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
MPR for the win!
Don't forget about the changes to postmarking that just went into effect w/USPS! They're looking to invalidate absentee ballots dropped off in the days leading up to election day that won't be postmarked until after election day!
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Don't forget about the changes to postmarking that just went into effect w/USPS! They're looking to invalidate absentee ballots dropped off in the days leading up to election day that won't be postmarked until after election day!
On behalf of Minnesota we would like to launch a formal complaint at this gross mischaracterization of our lovely state bird.
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
On behalf of Minnesota we would like to launch a formal complaint at this gross mischaracterization of our lovely state bird.
100% so that ballots won't be counted.
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
100% so that ballots won't be counted.
I'm getting The Drawing of the Three vibes with a door on the beach.
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm getting The Drawing of the Three vibes with a door on the beach.
Dad-a-chick, dud-a-chum, Donald Trump is fucking dumb. (I hope someone gets this reference)
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dad-a-chick, dud-a-chum, Donald Trump is fucking dumb. (I hope someone gets this reference)
He's such a pathetic lap dog!
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
He's such a pathetic lap dog!
Mr. Socko has had ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mr. Socko has had ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
Mankind standing up for mankind!
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Mankind standing up for mankind!
I'm really loving this kind of sight gag comedy lately. The last Naked Gun movie with Liam Neeson did it so well too!
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm really loving this kind of sight gag comedy lately. The last Naked Gun movie with Liam Neeson did it so well too!
"My roommate said to me, 'I'm gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first." - Mitch
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"My roommate said to me, 'I'm gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first." - Mitch
Shhh we don't want them to listen!
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Shhh we don't want them to listen!
Man I'd love to catch I'm Writing a Novel!
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Man I'd love to catch I'm Writing a Novel!
With wings and blue cheese! Totally a football snack.
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
With wings and blue cheese! Totally a football snack.
I'm team hard H on herb. That's how Martha says it so I'm with her.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm team hard H on herb. That's how Martha says it so I'm with her.
They were already saying that yesterday on my local Fox affiliate.
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They were already saying that yesterday on my local Fox affiliate.
He wants everyone in America to drive golf carts, gotta be it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
He wants everyone in America to drive golf carts, gotta be it.
Made the mistake of pointing out, on a conservative FB group post, that lowering fuel economy standards means buying more gas, and asking who wins in that situation. They just don't get it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Made the mistake of pointing out, on a conservative FB group post, that lowering fuel economy standards means buying more gas, and asking who wins in that situation. They just don't get it.