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I *love* (sarcasm) how mapmyfitness now loads the initial map view to (zooms out)... Baltimore... instead of my profile's setting of Tucson. Way to make sure I'll just use Strava instead, guys.
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I *love* (sarcasm) how mapmyfitness now loads the initial map view to (zooms out)... Baltimore... instead of my profile's setting of Tucson. Way to make sure I'll just use Strava instead, guys.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey Velveeta, if it's gluten free, then it ain't original!! Get it straight...
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey Velveeta, if it's gluten free, then it ain't original!! Get it straight...
If your "smart bed" has a CPU and WiFi, but it only uses that to make web service API calls, then maybe it is actually a pretty dumb bed?
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If your "smart bed" has a CPU and WiFi, but it only uses that to make web service API calls, then maybe it is actually a pretty dumb bed?
The executive branch has entered a Stalinist / revisionist history phase. Can you tell which of these entries from the official White House web site are complete fabrications, partial fabrications, or true?
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The executive branch has entered a Stalinist / revisionist history phase. Can you tell which of these entries from the official White House web site are complete fabrications, partial fabrications, or true?
Heck, we've got a whole shell...
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Heck, we've got a whole shell...
War criminal meets criminal clown con-man.
August 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
War criminal meets criminal clown con-man.
August 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I approve this message.
August 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I approve this message.
If the truth is somewhere in the middle, then it is being appropriately hyped...
June 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If the truth is somewhere in the middle, then it is being appropriately hyped...
Didn't have to go far to find a birthday card that was really on point... happy birthday, Mary!
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Didn't have to go far to find a birthday card that was really on point... happy birthday, Mary!
Don't sh*t where you eat?
June 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don't sh*t where you eat?
When the head emerges from the sand.
May 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When the head emerges from the sand.
Rip the band-aid off!
May 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Rip the band-aid off!
Who puts this much onion & relish on their dawg, I mean c'mon!
April 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Who puts this much onion & relish on their dawg, I mean c'mon!
Let me get this straight... there's a 26-minute video on how Darth Vader excretes waste... and 22,000+ people have watched it?
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Let me get this straight... there's a 26-minute video on how Darth Vader excretes waste... and 22,000+ people have watched it?
"We don't need no stinkin' Florida-zay-shun in our water!"
April 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"We don't need no stinkin' Florida-zay-shun in our water!"
Sad, but the upside is, he's much better at pinball.
March 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sad, but the upside is, he's much better at pinball.
"cave?" I don't think y'all have been paying attention to gov't shutdown fights in the last 30 years, and how they inevitably end, who gets blamed for the results, especially more-so with maniacs in the White House who would welcome a shutdown. Repubs will now own 100% of the destruction they sow.
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"cave?" I don't think y'all have been paying attention to gov't shutdown fights in the last 30 years, and how they inevitably end, who gets blamed for the results, especially more-so with maniacs in the White House who would welcome a shutdown. Repubs will now own 100% of the destruction they sow.
Oh, that sounds like a really fun game; what are you going to do after playing a FPS... clean it all up! 😒
February 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh, that sounds like a really fun game; what are you going to do after playing a FPS... clean it all up! 😒
There's no I in team, but there is in miltary! 😂
January 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There's no I in team, but there is in miltary! 😂