the guy who does the thing
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I wouldn't say my self-image is bad, just unremarkable in a lot of ways.
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I wouldn't say my self-image is bad, just unremarkable in a lot of ways.
Nothing is real, because I said so.
December 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Nothing is real, because I said so.
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
Merry Christmas, I got a head cold.
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Merry Christmas, I got a head cold.
Hey, I remembered my password.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey, I remembered my password.
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
It felt vindicating to learn that love languages are pseudoscience. Now I don't have to care about it!
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It felt vindicating to learn that love languages are pseudoscience. Now I don't have to care about it!
The Buddha had it right when he said everything about the sorld sucks. That's every philosophy when you get right down to it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The Buddha had it right when he said everything about the sorld sucks. That's every philosophy when you get right down to it.
I'm not even sure if pussy's real anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm not even sure if pussy's real anymore.
A parking ticket is just as bad as regicide. Let no one tell you otherwise.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A parking ticket is just as bad as regicide. Let no one tell you otherwise.
Aw man I got trapped in the labyrinth again.
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Aw man I got trapped in the labyrinth again.
Sometimes I'm overcome with the masculine desire to hate everyone and everything.
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sometimes I'm overcome with the masculine desire to hate everyone and everything.
I couldn't fathom being immortal. It seems like a miserable existence.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I couldn't fathom being immortal. It seems like a miserable existence.
It's lazy of astronomers to call anything they can't see "dark."
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It's lazy of astronomers to call anything they can't see "dark."
I forgot that now that it's December, annoying people are coming out of the woodwork to act like Christianity doesn't exist.
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I forgot that now that it's December, annoying people are coming out of the woodwork to act like Christianity doesn't exist.
I see THE BIG ONE came early this year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I see THE BIG ONE came early this year.
To me, Black Friday is just regular Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
To me, Black Friday is just regular Friday.
Ugh... food
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ugh... food
Be sure to talk about politics with your family this Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Be sure to talk about politics with your family this Thanksgiving.
Fart noises are inherently funny. That's a fact.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Fart noises are inherently funny. That's a fact.
Things aren't always as bad as they may seem.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Things aren't always as bad as they may seem.
I make most of my posts in bed each night.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I make most of my posts in bed each night.
I love shit talking things I know nothing about.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I love shit talking things I know nothing about.
Only the greatest of smartasses would draw a smoking pipe and say "this isn't a pipe, it's a picture of one."
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Only the greatest of smartasses would draw a smoking pipe and say "this isn't a pipe, it's a picture of one."