Joe Guzzardo
@guzzardo.bsky.social
This internet ad format has persevered since 2005. The gold standard.
December 2, 2024 at 4:34 AM
This internet ad format has persevered since 2005. The gold standard.
You're not bald if you choose to be bald.
December 1, 2024 at 3:14 AM
You're not bald if you choose to be bald.
An improv teacher said I smiled too much.
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I'm Zoë, I won't go far
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
November 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
An improv teacher said I smiled too much.
I may not have the life experiences to be funny, but I have occasionally been Very Online.
November 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I may not have the life experiences to be funny, but I have occasionally been Very Online.
Can we all stomp down "They change kids' gender at school." like we did for "They're eating dogs."? Would be cool for that to die.
October 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Can we all stomp down "They change kids' gender at school." like we did for "They're eating dogs."? Would be cool for that to die.
My wife doesn't like Moo Deng because she is "slimy" and it's becoming a big obstacle for us.
October 6, 2024 at 6:22 PM
My wife doesn't like Moo Deng because she is "slimy" and it's becoming a big obstacle for us.
I'm too young for this :(
September 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I'm too young for this :(
Anti-vax never go after the cooties shot.
April 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Anti-vax never go after the cooties shot.
Flying is anything but Boeing.
March 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Flying is anything but Boeing.
I don't see the worm's motivations.
March 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I don't see the worm's motivations.
The State of the Union tip-off was supposed to be 9pm. I told my kids they could watch the first quarter, but it still hasn't started. Come on, it's a school night!
March 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
The State of the Union tip-off was supposed to be 9pm. I told my kids they could watch the first quarter, but it still hasn't started. Come on, it's a school night!
@nataliedee.bsky.social Any chance "What's up pudding cup?" shirts ever come back? Losing the one I had years ago is my one regret in life and I've done a lot of bad things.
March 2, 2024 at 1:01 AM
@nataliedee.bsky.social Any chance "What's up pudding cup?" shirts ever come back? Losing the one I had years ago is my one regret in life and I've done a lot of bad things.
Joining Bluesky has brought furries to my screen again and isn't that what the internet is all about?
February 21, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Joining Bluesky has brought furries to my screen again and isn't that what the internet is all about?
I've got a lot of funny things to say soon.
February 10, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I've got a lot of funny things to say soon.