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Gretchen Woods
@gwoods.bsky.social
I hate talking about myself, but I’m not a bot, so I guess I should write something here?

LSG 4 ever!
I’m impressed you got the spelling correct. We visited Romania this summer and I can barely pronounce the dude’s name, and I gave up entirely on spelling it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If we enlist all of your followers to Make It A Thing, I bet we can.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
In that case, resist the leftover yarn into a skein while leaving the project attached. I’ve done that on vacations. And maybe take some preventative Motrin for the ache in your arm from pulling loops over your head :)
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I mean, if balls store urine, it’s not out of the question in GPT-land
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
At bedtime you hang the hank on the back of a chair and go about your business. Ask me how I know!
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Don’t forget “gets on early and then takes forever to put luggage overhead, so the aisle is blocked for like 5 min because of one entitled asshole”
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Puss in Boots? Is that you??
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As a Professional Non-Sportser, it seems like shots that hit a stationary object that’s always in the same place (like the goal frame) shouldn’t count as a “should have gone in.” If someone (goalie) or something moving (seagull?) keeps the ball out, that seems like a “should have scored” situation.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Try traveling! The water at my MIL’s house is awesome for good hair days. Smells like sulfur and is vaguely brown, but awesome for hair!
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I was running through possible syntax variations in my head (“no, YOU’RE an enema douche butt!”) and somehow it turned into “enemy douche butt” and that’s somehow even better!
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Swoopy. The casket will look swoopy.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My opinion as well. That…does not look like an authoritative source.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@brenthor.bsky.social I found you a friend to hang out with at Arby’s!
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My goodness, what a gorgeous shot of a gorgeous bird. Excellent work!
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You beat me to the kazoo joke!! I knew I shouldn’t have taken a nap!
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thank god that wasn’t LDB or Whamageddon, or you’d have a lot more people grouchy at you!
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Migraine meds? I was wondering how bad that is.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Not everyone can afford portal-free housing, Micah! Check your privilege!
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Very cool! I hate to think how fast your needles must get dull from the abrasives in the paper. Or is it just white paper that does that?
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My Janome is getting its checkup (every 5-10 years is enough, right?) so I have no opinions, but I am curious what you’re doing with the cardstock and fancy stitches. Pics?
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hey, I love the idea of the trips you posted recently. Do you ever run one to coincide with the vicuña roundup festival? That’s on my bucket list and it would be way more fun to visit with fiber folks instead of just my husband.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
See, you totally could have helped with bird ID in #uganda, because they have snakebirds there, too!
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM