Chris Carbone
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Chris Carbone
@gydo.bsky.social
I post outdoor photos and write about signal processing, science, and tech. Also, check out this book! https://www.getyourdataon.com/p/the-book.html
I have a friend who once told me the average person is illiterate. Not so illiterate that they can't read traffic signs, but they can't read anything more complex than that.

When he told me that 10 years ago, I disbelieved, but I'm becoming convinced.
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I took a nap this afternoon. Did the democrats lose another Supreme Court seat?
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You don't have to run faster than the bear. You just have to run faster than the baby.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Accept now, and you will 100% figure out the lesson plan.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
So the next Dem president won't pick the same type of person as AG.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
How many days were you there?
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I vote to keep them for the Barbecue. Plus, the Dallas airport is bigger than half the states.
October 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So, who's booking those?
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You can’t drink all day, unless you start in the morning!
September 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Christmas is coming faster these days. Global warming?
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Now it's too cold, so you're safe!
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you want to maximize headbusing, you bring in the troops from far away.
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Expecatition setting is an important part of posting.
August 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Save it for the pro bowl!
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Also, not pressing the icon deletes all your files.
August 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The first hundred or so times they fell for it you can give them a pass. But after four or five years, I don’t know man maybe it’s time to catch on.
August 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I suspect that you are more educated than a sitting member of Congress on most topics.
July 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
For me, most of the time, fireworks don't sound like bombs or gunfire, but sometimes they do.
July 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Do you think you have the scones to be a jam expert?
June 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM