Gyudon Giovanni
@gyudongiovanni.bsky.social
The delicious beef bowl of your dreams -- just don't forget the togarashi and beni shōga!
No, I don’t have a blue checkmark because nobody seems to believe I’m a rice bowl.
Probably for the best.
Why are you still reading this??
No, I don’t have a blue checkmark because nobody seems to believe I’m a rice bowl.
Probably for the best.
Why are you still reading this??
But think about how nicely dressed the passengers of those crashing planes will be!
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
But think about how nicely dressed the passengers of those crashing planes will be!
“Fra-gee-lay? Huh, another Major Award?”
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“Fra-gee-lay? Huh, another Major Award?”
This should be the boilerplate response to every decision that’s from a shadow docket.
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This should be the boilerplate response to every decision that’s from a shadow docket.
“Of course I caught the…..squirrel.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“Of course I caught the…..squirrel.”
You’re being far too kind with your review.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You’re being far too kind with your review.
Fucking of course
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fucking of course
Let’s bring back leaded gasoline as long as we’re at it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Let’s bring back leaded gasoline as long as we’re at it.
Bierocks, but substitute sauerkraut for the cabbage?
Or Reuben sandwiches.
Or Reuben sandwiches.
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bierocks, but substitute sauerkraut for the cabbage?
Or Reuben sandwiches.
Or Reuben sandwiches.
Breaking Away
The Big Bus
Taking of Pelham 123
The Big Bus
Taking of Pelham 123
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Breaking Away
The Big Bus
Taking of Pelham 123
The Big Bus
Taking of Pelham 123
You shouldn’t be able to get a pardon for genocide!
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You shouldn’t be able to get a pardon for genocide!
For people who find mayonnaise too spicy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
For people who find mayonnaise too spicy.
Hegseth deserves to spend the rest of his miserable life in a 6’ x 8’ cell in Leavenworth.
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hegseth deserves to spend the rest of his miserable life in a 6’ x 8’ cell in Leavenworth.
They’re part hagfish?
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They’re part hagfish?
"All available resources" means that one guy who ISN'T playing bodyguard for his no-talent wannabe singer girlfriend.
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"All available resources" means that one guy who ISN'T playing bodyguard for his no-talent wannabe singer girlfriend.
A real leader would pause, analyze the situation, consult with his advisors, and make a deliberate and measured response.
He wouldn’t go off on a drunken rant, threatening everyone and everything.
Hegseth was, is, and will always be unfit to have anything to do with the military.
He wouldn’t go off on a drunken rant, threatening everyone and everything.
Hegseth was, is, and will always be unfit to have anything to do with the military.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A real leader would pause, analyze the situation, consult with his advisors, and make a deliberate and measured response.
He wouldn’t go off on a drunken rant, threatening everyone and everything.
Hegseth was, is, and will always be unfit to have anything to do with the military.
He wouldn’t go off on a drunken rant, threatening everyone and everything.
Hegseth was, is, and will always be unfit to have anything to do with the military.