Hans Lehmann
@h-lehmann.bsky.social
Twiddler of ones and zeros, trier of new recipes, snuggler of my SO when our dogs don't squeeze between us.
They sure are... white.
December 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
They sure are... white.
Because as we all know, Christians are the most important. Fuck you, Trump.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Because as we all know, Christians are the most important. Fuck you, Trump.
Every time I think that Trump can't possibly sink to a lower piece of shit, he proves me wrong.
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Every time I think that Trump can't possibly sink to a lower piece of shit, he proves me wrong.
No, he really can't. Trump filth will always be Trump filth, and he will continue to be so until he, hopefully soon, croaks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
No, he really can't. Trump filth will always be Trump filth, and he will continue to be so until he, hopefully soon, croaks.
Ted Cruz is a fucking moron. How does anyone that stupid even manage to stay alive?
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ted Cruz is a fucking moron. How does anyone that stupid even manage to stay alive?
Just die already, Piggy Trump, just die.
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just die already, Piggy Trump, just die.
How can any American that finished grade school think that turkeys eat beef? Sure, they'll eat the occasional lizard or bug, but beef? Oh wait, this is Donald Trump we're talking about. His daddy probably bribed the grade school so little Stinky wouldn't have to get anything like an education.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How can any American that finished grade school think that turkeys eat beef? Sure, they'll eat the occasional lizard or bug, but beef? Oh wait, this is Donald Trump we're talking about. His daddy probably bribed the grade school so little Stinky wouldn't have to get anything like an education.
I would not be upset if the ICE Gestapo goons had to start fearing for their own lives.
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I would not be upset if the ICE Gestapo goons had to start fearing for their own lives.
Should drones be launched to stop Trump and his sycophants? It's OK with me.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Should drones be launched to stop Trump and his sycophants? It's OK with me.
And of course it's a photo of a well done steak.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
And of course it's a photo of a well done steak.
Pete, it’s OK to come out of the closet. Really, it is.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Pete, it’s OK to come out of the closet. Really, it is.
Between "running the country", raping children, and sending out constant drivel like this, how does he even have time for a few rounds of golf every week?
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Between "running the country", raping children, and sending out constant drivel like this, how does he even have time for a few rounds of golf every week?
Maybe it's because he's dead and it just hasn't been announced yet? Fingers crossed.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Maybe it's because he's dead and it just hasn't been announced yet? Fingers crossed.
Greetings oh fellow Farkers.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Greetings oh fellow Farkers.
So just admit already that your golden calf Donald Trump rapes children, let him go to prison, and you can put all of this behind you.
You won't, of course, you stupid crackers.
You won't, of course, you stupid crackers.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So just admit already that your golden calf Donald Trump rapes children, let him go to prison, and you can put all of this behind you.
You won't, of course, you stupid crackers.
You won't, of course, you stupid crackers.
Same thing with those stairs at my local Home Depot.
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Same thing with those stairs at my local Home Depot.
That man is senile, he needs to receive medical help until he shuffles off this mortal coil.
October 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That man is senile, he needs to receive medical help until he shuffles off this mortal coil.
I look forward to raising a toast and setting off some fireworks on news of his demise.
October 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I look forward to raising a toast and setting off some fireworks on news of his demise.
Rep. Buddy Carter is a fucking moron. But then he's a Republican and from the stupid state of Georgia, so it makes sense.
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Rep. Buddy Carter is a fucking moron. But then he's a Republican and from the stupid state of Georgia, so it makes sense.
They're either both lying grifters, or they're both severely mentally ill. Either way, they need to be kept away from decent society.
October 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They're either both lying grifters, or they're both severely mentally ill. Either way, they need to be kept away from decent society.
He can not die soon enough. I hope it's broadcast, and I hope it's spectacular.
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He can not die soon enough. I hope it's broadcast, and I hope it's spectacular.
What a lying piece of crap. And of course she wears that fucking cross on her neck in order to pretend to be a "Good Christian". Hypocrites, every one of them.
October 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What a lying piece of crap. And of course she wears that fucking cross on her neck in order to pretend to be a "Good Christian". Hypocrites, every one of them.
The tackiness, the pettiness,... he can't die soon enough.
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The tackiness, the pettiness,... he can't die soon enough.
When he's not busy raping children.
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When he's not busy raping children.
No you greasy comb-over fuck, everyone says that you should be rotting in prison. Prove me wrong.
September 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No you greasy comb-over fuck, everyone says that you should be rotting in prison. Prove me wrong.