Today I learned you cannot DoorDash underwear
October 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Today I learned you cannot DoorDash underwear
Could be / should be doing a few different things right now, but instead I am looking up the effects the moon phases have on deer behavior. (The answer is no effect)
October 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Could be / should be doing a few different things right now, but instead I am looking up the effects the moon phases have on deer behavior. (The answer is no effect)
CEO of stuntin on these hoes
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
CEO of stuntin on these hoes
My girls don’t drink Dasani
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My girls don’t drink Dasani
Even fancy things have finally lost their charm
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Even fancy things have finally lost their charm
I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted, and then losing it to know what true freedom is
June 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted, and then losing it to know what true freedom is
Still alive for you, love
June 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Still alive for you, love
“Bowie would want you to have it” - Cass about the leftover gabapentin from B
June 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Bowie would want you to have it” - Cass about the leftover gabapentin from B
Currently eating the worst pizza I’ve ever had.
June 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Currently eating the worst pizza I’ve ever had.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
June 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Let’s redefine what it means to heal.
June 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Let’s redefine what it means to heal.
In my mind, I’m miles away.
June 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In my mind, I’m miles away.
I hope they never understand us.
June 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hope they never understand us.
They told me to leave but I don’t wanna leave without you.
June 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
They told me to leave but I don’t wanna leave without you.
My lover’s wallet is full of pictures of me.
May 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My lover’s wallet is full of pictures of me.
Clearly we are all paying some karmic debt
May 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Clearly we are all paying some karmic debt
I always think my butt tattoo says howdy but it says yeehaw
May 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I always think my butt tattoo says howdy but it says yeehaw
At the beach in every lifetime
April 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
At the beach in every lifetime
Deliver me from the desert.
April 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Deliver me from the desert.
Wait apparently I will never be better
When I feel better…can’t tell me nothinnnn
April 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wait apparently I will never be better
Just called Oppenheimer, “barbenheiser”
April 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just called Oppenheimer, “barbenheiser”