Chris
@h0tdog.bsky.social
he/him
35 - UK
trying to be better than yesterday
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35 - UK
trying to be better than yesterday
🏳️🌈🏴🇬🇧
🤡🌶️🍆
🎮📺🍰
although my mind seems determined to only focus on negative things sometimes (work, body, never-ending DIY at home, general anxiety, etc!), I'm very lucky to be here and will keep telling myself that until my brain is quiet
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
although my mind seems determined to only focus on negative things sometimes (work, body, never-ending DIY at home, general anxiety, etc!), I'm very lucky to be here and will keep telling myself that until my brain is quiet
merry christmases, hope everybody has a relaxing day 😌
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
merry christmases, hope everybody has a relaxing day 😌
Planned to have a nice relaxing afternoon baking and feeling festive, instead I spent it trying to fix the waste/drain on the kitchen sink 😮💨😮💨
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Planned to have a nice relaxing afternoon baking and feeling festive, instead I spent it trying to fix the waste/drain on the kitchen sink 😮💨😮💨
in 2026 Christmas falls on FCF 🎅
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
in 2026 Christmas falls on FCF 🎅
extremely jealous of everybody who's finished work for the year... love that for all of you 😭
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
extremely jealous of everybody who's finished work for the year... love that for all of you 😭
just watched the star wars holiday special and I need it to be purged from my mind immediately
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
just watched the star wars holiday special and I need it to be purged from my mind immediately
never in my life would I have guessed Vanessa Williams would go on Celebrity Catchphrase
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
never in my life would I have guessed Vanessa Williams would go on Celebrity Catchphrase
Chances of Netflix releasing the Batgirl movie now?
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Chances of Netflix releasing the Batgirl movie now?
jockstrap but made of xmas lights
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
jockstrap but made of xmas lights
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November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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When will the trains stop
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When will the trains stop
Honey you mean HUNK-ules
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honey you mean HUNK-ules
Pray for me staying in this hotel room overlooking a railway line that has trains running every minute 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pray for me staying in this hotel room overlooking a railway line that has trains running every minute 🥲
absolutely dying at that finale on traitors 💀💀🤡
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
absolutely dying at that finale on traitors 💀💀🤡
happy friday, death to chronos
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
happy friday, death to chronos
went to the nintendo store pop-up today but mario and luigi left before I could get a pic with them because they're homophobic
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
went to the nintendo store pop-up today but mario and luigi left before I could get a pic with them because they're homophobic
poor jane horrocks having to sit through the worst acting challenge ever...
"they're not actors"
"they're not actors"
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
poor jane horrocks having to sit through the worst acting challenge ever...
"they're not actors"
"they're not actors"
I'd be embarrassed to say how much time I spent scrolling through stupid videos before I set an app timer 😳
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'd be embarrassed to say how much time I spent scrolling through stupid videos before I set an app timer 😳