Well, that's not true.
I did decide on the plan of not finishing the rest of my sandwich and I still feel like that's a good plan.

Until the cat actually vomits, you don't really consider options or strategies for dealing with cat vomit on a couch... so far, I've only been considering plans that don't require me to approach/ touch the vomit.

I was intrigued, and not hungry for the rest of my sandwich.

Those look bad ass!