Modern society is a runaway train rushing towards a cliff. Dems are fighting over who gets the most comfortable seats while the Reps are arguing that the seats used to be more comfortable. No one is actually trying to stop the train.

The best part about being an introvert is all the money you save by not doing social interactions.

When you accidentally piss yourself, urine troubles.

Am I the only who didn't know Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton has won more Grammies than Katy Perry??

I've been thinking about it lately, legalizing cannibalism would solve world hunger AND overpopulation.