Lesley Carhart
@hacks4pancakes.com
I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires.
ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️🌈
ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️🌈
S C R E A M I N G
I've become a cybersecurity fixture not a person
I've become a cybersecurity fixture not a person
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
S C R E A M I N G
I've become a cybersecurity fixture not a person
I've become a cybersecurity fixture not a person
I'm finally ✨warm enough✨
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I'm finally ✨warm enough✨
I don't know how Teramind managed to get two people's photos completely mixed up with somebody else, tag a dead person as the future of cybersecurity, and include someone under community legal action, but this is the most egregious case of LinkedIn lists I have ever had the luck to be included in.
January 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I don't know how Teramind managed to get two people's photos completely mixed up with somebody else, tag a dead person as the future of cybersecurity, and include someone under community legal action, but this is the most egregious case of LinkedIn lists I have ever had the luck to be included in.
Here’s my last US appointment for the same -after- insurance in USD
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Here’s my last US appointment for the same -after- insurance in USD
Just gonna keep posting my adventures with socialized healthcare. Today I did my next day appointment for:
- eye exam
- digital eye imaging and pressure check
- contact and glasses prescription
- new glasses and frames, with coating and progressive lenses
I splurged $100 on designer frames
- eye exam
- digital eye imaging and pressure check
- contact and glasses prescription
- new glasses and frames, with coating and progressive lenses
I splurged $100 on designer frames
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Just gonna keep posting my adventures with socialized healthcare. Today I did my next day appointment for:
- eye exam
- digital eye imaging and pressure check
- contact and glasses prescription
- new glasses and frames, with coating and progressive lenses
I splurged $100 on designer frames
- eye exam
- digital eye imaging and pressure check
- contact and glasses prescription
- new glasses and frames, with coating and progressive lenses
I splurged $100 on designer frames
It's not much yet, but it's home. 🇦🇺#immigrant
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It's not much yet, but it's home. 🇦🇺#immigrant
Yeah so - I get a meal delivery subscription box and today there was a mistake in delivery and it showed up while I was at work at about 2p. I cut my losses. I live in a totally exposed building in the Melbourne inner suburbs.
Guess what was STILL THERE at 7:30?
Guess what was STILL THERE at 7:30?
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Yeah so - I get a meal delivery subscription box and today there was a mistake in delivery and it showed up while I was at work at about 2p. I cut my losses. I live in a totally exposed building in the Melbourne inner suburbs.
Guess what was STILL THERE at 7:30?
Guess what was STILL THERE at 7:30?
The last time I posted this I had some Zionists out themselves and get angry, so to be crystal clear I will repost it. I will always be a voice for the oppressed and for those less privileged than myself. Even if it costs me infosec clout.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The last time I posted this I had some Zionists out themselves and get angry, so to be crystal clear I will repost it. I will always be a voice for the oppressed and for those less privileged than myself. Even if it costs me infosec clout.
When you want to turn on a tv series in Australia you have to wait and be told to go apply waiting security updates to your devices. 💯💯🙌🏻
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When you want to turn on a tv series in Australia you have to wait and be told to go apply waiting security updates to your devices. 💯💯🙌🏻
Babes wake up new SHEIN forensic gear just dropped
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Babes wake up new SHEIN forensic gear just dropped
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
Oh good, I've gone from the person who critiques every hacking show scene to the person who critiques every immigration scene
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Oh good, I've gone from the person who critiques every hacking show scene to the person who critiques every immigration scene
The rest of the world is moving on.
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The rest of the world is moving on.
Who is it? Who's my second best new peloton friend???
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Who is it? Who's my second best new peloton friend???
Posts that aged super well and radicalized me
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Posts that aged super well and radicalized me
Hey guys I bought my first piece of commissioned Australian art and it's as absurdly nerdy as you expect
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hey guys I bought my first piece of commissioned Australian art and it's as absurdly nerdy as you expect
Decided to drop by #BSidesCsnberra today.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Decided to drop by #BSidesCsnberra today.
My dear friend,
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My dear friend,
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
What movie are they drawing on my apartment building?
September 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
What movie are they drawing on my apartment building?
Yea, there's nothing left for me in America. I'm really sorry. This is what a distinguished military career even at senior-most levels gets you now. Fired by internet trolls.
September 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yea, there's nothing left for me in America. I'm really sorry. This is what a distinguished military career even at senior-most levels gets you now. Fired by internet trolls.