It's genius really. Build a complex product and then charge everyone for features to navigate your complex product. This way new feature teams can justify their existence to the the next time someone utters the word "recession".

Except ai and cloud compute are rocks and sticks that Microsoft controls if/how you use. These aren't goods, they're services willingly supplied by Microsoft to murderers.

"speak your mind" and be fired

We think intelligence is what we need when it's actually wisdom and love for one another. We need Jesus and god more than anything, the past few years have cemented this in my brain, and I did not grow up religious.

Elon musk says it's sad because when life is as bleak and sad as his, taking a moment to take in breathtaking views is seen as a waste of time. When he says sad he probably thinks in terms of productivity, ie where can you go, how quickly can you get there, how many people at a time etc

Duh, you just go to the global grocery store and buy every poor person groceries each week! So easy smh

I go between musk and trump. I can't make up my mind. I think it actually might be trump. Elon is less popular, and less likeable, even by the right.

I've been struggling deciding who the antichrist is and I've been leaning towards Elon

Thank you for your sacrifices, billionaire

And the wealthiest county has martin Luther king as a mascot. Welcome!

I swear everytime I have to login to Minecraft and I haven't played it in awhile, because the auth token is expired...

They started giving me notifications in Instagram for threads and I haven't even created a threads account...

Psure it's all capitalism

Really missed your shitposting. Welcome to bsky

You're rad

👀👀 damn... Well I've got one inch in you!

Government regulated update days. Only new software can be pushed once a year on a specific day.

I have a habit of entering them at the time I get them. This way also helps in knowing exactly how much more I can spend in the moment by always having a more up to date balance than even my online bank statements have