Chris Hagan
@hagertater.bsky.social
History and Public Administration hobbies, turning it off and on again for a career.
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I'm a non-sober Celiac in 2025. I need beer. Here's what I've found so far:
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I'm a non-sober Celiac in 2025. I need beer. Here's what I've found so far:
It should not be so hard to get Alexa to play December 1963.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It should not be so hard to get Alexa to play December 1963.
I'm an alt kid born in the 80s with only a passing love for The Strokes, but who loves Reptilia. I need recs.
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm an alt kid born in the 80s with only a passing love for The Strokes, but who loves Reptilia. I need recs.
In 1962, words mattered and a blockade was an act of war. One of those things is true in 2025. Impeachment is the only way to prove that the other does, too.
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
In 1962, words mattered and a blockade was an act of war. One of those things is true in 2025. Impeachment is the only way to prove that the other does, too.
But how will they get my PIN number?
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
But how will they get my PIN number?
Just now processing that Daniel Murphy and David Wright are two different and distinct human beings.
Ballot #4 is from Adam Rubin. Seven holdovers earn his vote once again. No adds or drops for returning candidates and no first-year candidates selected. Beltrán remains a perfect 4/4
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just now processing that Daniel Murphy and David Wright are two different and distinct human beings.
It's Ohio State - Michigan. Pitt has their biggest game in a decade at the same time.
My Pittsburgh bar has a paintball competition on. It shouldn't be this hard.
My Pittsburgh bar has a paintball competition on. It shouldn't be this hard.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's Ohio State - Michigan. Pitt has their biggest game in a decade at the same time.
My Pittsburgh bar has a paintball competition on. It shouldn't be this hard.
My Pittsburgh bar has a paintball competition on. It shouldn't be this hard.
I love the Friday after Thanksgiving. It's the only day of the year where "I'm still not over dinner yesterday. I'd better finish off the mac and cheese for breakfast" isn't frowned on by society.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I love the Friday after Thanksgiving. It's the only day of the year where "I'm still not over dinner yesterday. I'd better finish off the mac and cheese for breakfast" isn't frowned on by society.
I've spent all night watching the dumbest football game I've ever seen. A third missed kick is absolutely predictable.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I've spent all night watching the dumbest football game I've ever seen. A third missed kick is absolutely predictable.
It's Tuesday, November 11th and @schumer.senate.gov is still a piece of shit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It's Tuesday, November 11th and @schumer.senate.gov is still a piece of shit.
I love Sheldon Whitehouse.
Primary any Dem who doesn't call for Schumer and Durbin to be removed from leadership.
Primary any Dem who doesn't call for Schumer and Durbin to be removed from leadership.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I love Sheldon Whitehouse.
Primary any Dem who doesn't call for Schumer and Durbin to be removed from leadership.
Primary any Dem who doesn't call for Schumer and Durbin to be removed from leadership.
Dick Durbin voted to fund a government that's invading his home state. This should be a slam-dunk forced resignation.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dick Durbin voted to fund a government that's invading his home state. This should be a slam-dunk forced resignation.
@shaheen.senate.gov thinks she can escape consequences by retiring. I say otherwise.
No more political dynasties. Research and vote for any of the other Dems running in NH-01 and end the entitlement.
@carleighberiont.bsky.social
@sarahc603.bsky.social
@heathhowardnh.com
@maurasullivan.bsky.social
No more political dynasties. Research and vote for any of the other Dems running in NH-01 and end the entitlement.
@carleighberiont.bsky.social
@sarahc603.bsky.social
@heathhowardnh.com
@maurasullivan.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@shaheen.senate.gov thinks she can escape consequences by retiring. I say otherwise.
No more political dynasties. Research and vote for any of the other Dems running in NH-01 and end the entitlement.
@carleighberiont.bsky.social
@sarahc603.bsky.social
@heathhowardnh.com
@maurasullivan.bsky.social
No more political dynasties. Research and vote for any of the other Dems running in NH-01 and end the entitlement.
@carleighberiont.bsky.social
@sarahc603.bsky.social
@heathhowardnh.com
@maurasullivan.bsky.social
Fight or fuck off. And I want an awful lot of them to do the latter.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fight or fuck off. And I want an awful lot of them to do the latter.
Reposted by Chris Hagan
Resign.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Resign.
Mamdani is going to implement Sbarro law. Everyone will have a "genuine New York experience," per the Scranton office.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sbarro law. Everyone will have a "genuine New York experience," per the Scranton office.
Lego is releasing a 1701-D kit two days after my wife's birthday. Subtly cramming as much celebration in as I can until it arrives, then incommunicado.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Lego is releasing a 1701-D kit two days after my wife's birthday. Subtly cramming as much celebration in as I can until it arrives, then incommunicado.
It is impossible to say that was unearned.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It is impossible to say that was unearned.
This is the best end to a season since at least 2016.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is the best end to a season since at least 2016.
Never thought this would be bettered until I met the Republican that got outsmarted by a hot stone.
A Republican with a "My Dog Is Smarter Than Joe Biden" bumper sticker just asked me how a parking lot worked.
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Never thought this would be bettered until I met the Republican that got outsmarted by a hot stone.
When a beer drinker finally finds something worth imbibing after Celiac and it's also game 7.
a man wearing a t-shirt that says canada drinks from a bottle
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says canada drinks from a bottle
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When a beer drinker finally finds something worth imbibing after Celiac and it's also game 7.
So, no pinch runner?
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So, no pinch runner?
Halloween must be the best day to escape prison.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Halloween must be the best day to escape prison.
I had muscle spasms in my legs all night and broke a toe on a bucket. I have the gait of a champion.
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I had muscle spasms in my legs all night and broke a toe on a bucket. I have the gait of a champion.
I can tell how tired I am based on the terribleness of the song that's stuck in my head. Today, it's Keep Fishin' by Weezer.
October 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I can tell how tired I am based on the terribleness of the song that's stuck in my head. Today, it's Keep Fishin' by Weezer.