Haggis Chihuahua (AKA Steve Barber)
@haggis.bsky.social
Unindicted, undead, opinionated Chihuahua who occasionally pees on the floor and sometimes writes stuff. MAGAts need not apply.
Don’t forget to take two spaces after the period.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Don’t forget to take two spaces after the period.
Don’t forget your Canadian passport,
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Don’t forget your Canadian passport,
How tall is she? Will I need a ladder?
August 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
How tall is she? Will I need a ladder?
Is Wanda married?
August 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is Wanda married?
If I wanted to eat glue, I’d chew up a bottle of Elmer’s.
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If I wanted to eat glue, I’d chew up a bottle of Elmer’s.
Hey! At least we’ll be getting an oversized, gold-plated ballroom.
August 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hey! At least we’ll be getting an oversized, gold-plated ballroom.
Perhaps he should receive the same fate as the dog.
August 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Perhaps he should receive the same fate as the dog.
Good idea. I’ll get right on it.
August 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Good idea. I’ll get right on it.
Changing history now, are we? Who might do such a thing?
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Changing history now, are we? Who might do such a thing?
I will always love this.
July 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I will always love this.
Sorry, Luke.
July 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sorry, Luke.
You might want to switch it up with a tonic and gin instead.
July 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You might want to switch it up with a tonic and gin instead.
I’m guessing the guy who took Trump’s SAT for him didn’t score as well.
July 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m guessing the guy who took Trump’s SAT for him didn’t score as well.
Unfreaking real.
July 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Unfreaking real.
*pours the Lagavulin* Cheers! And many more!
June 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*pours the Lagavulin* Cheers! And many more!
What Hodo says.
May 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What Hodo says.
Story of my life. Just because I’m studly, all the hot chicks are after me.
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Story of my life. Just because I’m studly, all the hot chicks are after me.
Forget it. Don’t want no yappy girlfriends. Unless she can cook.
May 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Forget it. Don’t want no yappy girlfriends. Unless she can cook.
Find her an older Chihuey for a boyfriend. Someone like…me, maybe.
May 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Find her an older Chihuey for a boyfriend. Someone like…me, maybe.
♥️You have no idea how happy this makes me. Enjoy your sticks, Amigo!
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
♥️You have no idea how happy this makes me. Enjoy your sticks, Amigo!