The goalposts are just smoke now

You're telling me this machine is powered by a crystal, and trapped in that crystal is a sprite of some sort? Oh, and these adventurers, a prince, an assassin, a former slave, and a mysterious magical girl are off to defeat this scion of a dark lord who has descended into nihilistic madness? Hmm

I had my wisdom teeth removed about 2 or 3 months before I aged out of my mom's dental insurance, but the company didn't run the claim until after my birthday so they could try to deny it. I fought that charge for years before finally settling to pay out of pocket around $250.

You got pictures of the pigeon?

Maybe they don't have to pay out the golden parachute anymore. Instant shareholder value

I can't help but wonder if it's actually this BLUE over here, or if it's cuz I haven't had years to block annoying shit libs.

They tell me ellipsis are millennial coded, and I don't care. They have a weight to them that nothing else can replace.