New therapist: So, what are your hobbies, things you like to do?

Me: Depends. Are we talking about in the last hour? Last week? Last month? Cause if you're looking for long term stuff, I ain't got none of that.

Me: As hard as I try, I just can't get started on (whatever task is causing me to freeze at any given moment). It's like my brain refuses to engage.

Well-meaning but clueless relative: Why don't you just do it? Just start it and do it.

Me: ...

Oh. Wow. 🤣

Sometimes I'll read a post in an autistic support group where the OP describes some truly mean or wilfully antisocial behaviour and ends with "Is this autistic?" And I have to refrain from answering No, that is you being an asshole.

Mais tsé, la crise du logement c'est la faute des immigrants 😒 /s