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@borowitzreport.bsky.social correction please.
His body will be embalmed and placed in Lenin's Tomb next to Lenin.
An apt honor for the most important Russian Asset.
It’s a mausoleum located at Red Square, the resting place of Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin and the most important Russian asset.
His body will be embalmed and placed in Lenin's Tomb next to Lenin.
An apt honor for the most important Russian Asset.
It’s a mausoleum located at Red Square, the resting place of Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin and the most important Russian asset.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@borowitzreport.bsky.social correction please.
His body will be embalmed and placed in Lenin's Tomb next to Lenin.
An apt honor for the most important Russian Asset.
It’s a mausoleum located at Red Square, the resting place of Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin and the most important Russian asset.
His body will be embalmed and placed in Lenin's Tomb next to Lenin.
An apt honor for the most important Russian Asset.
It’s a mausoleum located at Red Square, the resting place of Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin and the most important Russian asset.
D leaders
R is trying to divide u saying Mamdani is face of D
Don’t fall for it. D is big tent party. Stay united & laser focused on the ultimate goal - winning back both the houses in 2026
Rem 2016? HRC & Bernie, goaded by R, faught till the convention.
Result-Trump & R stole the goal.
R is trying to divide u saying Mamdani is face of D
Don’t fall for it. D is big tent party. Stay united & laser focused on the ultimate goal - winning back both the houses in 2026
Rem 2016? HRC & Bernie, goaded by R, faught till the convention.
Result-Trump & R stole the goal.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
D leaders
R is trying to divide u saying Mamdani is face of D
Don’t fall for it. D is big tent party. Stay united & laser focused on the ultimate goal - winning back both the houses in 2026
Rem 2016? HRC & Bernie, goaded by R, faught till the convention.
Result-Trump & R stole the goal.
R is trying to divide u saying Mamdani is face of D
Don’t fall for it. D is big tent party. Stay united & laser focused on the ultimate goal - winning back both the houses in 2026
Rem 2016? HRC & Bernie, goaded by R, faught till the convention.
Result-Trump & R stole the goal.
Israel:
NYT headline “Zohran Mamdani’s Triumph in New York Evokes Intense Reaction in Israel”
“The Big Apple has fallen,” & “New York Jews who want to survive” - emigrate “to where they belong — the land of Israel.”
NYC has no say in US foreign policy.
concern is Bc they support Trump! Disgusting
NYT headline “Zohran Mamdani’s Triumph in New York Evokes Intense Reaction in Israel”
“The Big Apple has fallen,” & “New York Jews who want to survive” - emigrate “to where they belong — the land of Israel.”
NYC has no say in US foreign policy.
concern is Bc they support Trump! Disgusting
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Israel:
NYT headline “Zohran Mamdani’s Triumph in New York Evokes Intense Reaction in Israel”
“The Big Apple has fallen,” & “New York Jews who want to survive” - emigrate “to where they belong — the land of Israel.”
NYC has no say in US foreign policy.
concern is Bc they support Trump! Disgusting
NYT headline “Zohran Mamdani’s Triumph in New York Evokes Intense Reaction in Israel”
“The Big Apple has fallen,” & “New York Jews who want to survive” - emigrate “to where they belong — the land of Israel.”
NYC has no say in US foreign policy.
concern is Bc they support Trump! Disgusting
From Aaron Parnas
“thwarted a potential terrorist attack in Michigan planned for Halloween weekend, arresting multiple suspects allegedly plotting a violent act.”
FBI should disclose the identities of those arrested.
How many are illegal immigrants?
How many are white or colored Americans?
“thwarted a potential terrorist attack in Michigan planned for Halloween weekend, arresting multiple suspects allegedly plotting a violent act.”
FBI should disclose the identities of those arrested.
How many are illegal immigrants?
How many are white or colored Americans?
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
From Aaron Parnas
“thwarted a potential terrorist attack in Michigan planned for Halloween weekend, arresting multiple suspects allegedly plotting a violent act.”
FBI should disclose the identities of those arrested.
How many are illegal immigrants?
How many are white or colored Americans?
“thwarted a potential terrorist attack in Michigan planned for Halloween weekend, arresting multiple suspects allegedly plotting a violent act.”
FBI should disclose the identities of those arrested.
How many are illegal immigrants?
How many are white or colored Americans?
Please
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Do your job
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October 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Please
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Karma
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Congratulations Americans -
a successful peaceful colorful “No Kings” protest.
Now let’s ensure we convert this to a real Blue wave in 2026 midterm election.
We must kick out Trump sycophant Senators and Congress Representatives.
And take control of Congress for impeachment to be successful.
a successful peaceful colorful “No Kings” protest.
Now let’s ensure we convert this to a real Blue wave in 2026 midterm election.
We must kick out Trump sycophant Senators and Congress Representatives.
And take control of Congress for impeachment to be successful.
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Congratulations Americans -
a successful peaceful colorful “No Kings” protest.
Now let’s ensure we convert this to a real Blue wave in 2026 midterm election.
We must kick out Trump sycophant Senators and Congress Representatives.
And take control of Congress for impeachment to be successful.
a successful peaceful colorful “No Kings” protest.
Now let’s ensure we convert this to a real Blue wave in 2026 midterm election.
We must kick out Trump sycophant Senators and Congress Representatives.
And take control of Congress for impeachment to be successful.
Just got both flu and Covid shots.
F**k RFK Jr.
F**k RFK Jr.
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just got both flu and Covid shots.
F**k RFK Jr.
F**k RFK Jr.
LA Times
“former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a moderate Republican, told the New York Times he would fight it.”
Did he fight the TX effort? haven’t seen any!!
Does Arnold wants D to accept all misdeeds by R,
& lose our democracy?
All CA D & I voters should unhesitatingly support this effort.
“former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a moderate Republican, told the New York Times he would fight it.”
Did he fight the TX effort? haven’t seen any!!
Does Arnold wants D to accept all misdeeds by R,
& lose our democracy?
All CA D & I voters should unhesitatingly support this effort.
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
LA Times
“former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a moderate Republican, told the New York Times he would fight it.”
Did he fight the TX effort? haven’t seen any!!
Does Arnold wants D to accept all misdeeds by R,
& lose our democracy?
All CA D & I voters should unhesitatingly support this effort.
“former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a moderate Republican, told the New York Times he would fight it.”
Did he fight the TX effort? haven’t seen any!!
Does Arnold wants D to accept all misdeeds by R,
& lose our democracy?
All CA D & I voters should unhesitatingly support this effort.
Paraphrasing Indian Nobel laureate
“We all are pkings in our kingdom
Otherwise how can we be friends with each other”
My best wishes to the participants in the “No King” march.
Hope this is a successful and the most peaceful protest.
I am 83, can’t join myself. my most sincere best wishes.
“We all are pkings in our kingdom
Otherwise how can we be friends with each other”
My best wishes to the participants in the “No King” march.
Hope this is a successful and the most peaceful protest.
I am 83, can’t join myself. my most sincere best wishes.
June 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Paraphrasing Indian Nobel laureate
“We all are pkings in our kingdom
Otherwise how can we be friends with each other”
My best wishes to the participants in the “No King” march.
Hope this is a successful and the most peaceful protest.
I am 83, can’t join myself. my most sincere best wishes.
“We all are pkings in our kingdom
Otherwise how can we be friends with each other”
My best wishes to the participants in the “No King” march.
Hope this is a successful and the most peaceful protest.
I am 83, can’t join myself. my most sincere best wishes.
R & MAGA accused D & President Biden of staging culture war for 4 yrs
R & MAGA must have been standing in front of a mirror during 46 presidency.
Changing names of Navy ships to erase the names of American icons & replacing the names with Confederate traitors is a manifestation of culture war.
R & MAGA must have been standing in front of a mirror during 46 presidency.
Changing names of Navy ships to erase the names of American icons & replacing the names with Confederate traitors is a manifestation of culture war.
June 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
R & MAGA accused D & President Biden of staging culture war for 4 yrs
R & MAGA must have been standing in front of a mirror during 46 presidency.
Changing names of Navy ships to erase the names of American icons & replacing the names with Confederate traitors is a manifestation of culture war.
R & MAGA must have been standing in front of a mirror during 46 presidency.
Changing names of Navy ships to erase the names of American icons & replacing the names with Confederate traitors is a manifestation of culture war.
Thanks MAGA & those who either voted R or sat out the election in 2024, are you happy with the winnings yet?
Financial impact to me:
Grocery prices still up
Tariff impact to come
Supplemental ins premium up by $52 per month
401K lost money
voters be honest
List the financial Impact on you
Financial impact to me:
Grocery prices still up
Tariff impact to come
Supplemental ins premium up by $52 per month
401K lost money
voters be honest
List the financial Impact on you
May 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Thanks MAGA & those who either voted R or sat out the election in 2024, are you happy with the winnings yet?
Financial impact to me:
Grocery prices still up
Tariff impact to come
Supplemental ins premium up by $52 per month
401K lost money
voters be honest
List the financial Impact on you
Financial impact to me:
Grocery prices still up
Tariff impact to come
Supplemental ins premium up by $52 per month
401K lost money
voters be honest
List the financial Impact on you
Just had my 9th Covid shot.
I can feel the Bill Gate and Soros engineered micro chips invading me.
They may turn me into a monster or Zombie.
Please pardon me if I say something wrong.
And fuck anti vaxer HHS Secretary and MAGA.
I can feel the Bill Gate and Soros engineered micro chips invading me.
They may turn me into a monster or Zombie.
Please pardon me if I say something wrong.
And fuck anti vaxer HHS Secretary and MAGA.
April 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just had my 9th Covid shot.
I can feel the Bill Gate and Soros engineered micro chips invading me.
They may turn me into a monster or Zombie.
Please pardon me if I say something wrong.
And fuck anti vaxer HHS Secretary and MAGA.
I can feel the Bill Gate and Soros engineered micro chips invading me.
They may turn me into a monster or Zombie.
Please pardon me if I say something wrong.
And fuck anti vaxer HHS Secretary and MAGA.
Reposted
France’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
South Korea’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Brazil’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Only America’s decided a criminal must be allowed to break its laws and destroy its democracy.
South Korea’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Brazil’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Only America’s decided a criminal must be allowed to break its laws and destroy its democracy.
Marine Le Pen barred from running for French presidency in 2027
Far-right leader found guilty of embezzlement of European funds and immediately barred from running for office
www.theguardian.com
March 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
France’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
South Korea’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Brazil’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Only America’s decided a criminal must be allowed to break its laws and destroy its democracy.
South Korea’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Brazil’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.
Only America’s decided a criminal must be allowed to break its laws and destroy its democracy.
To Indian Americans - many of U support the King. Some of U said how f*cked up I am not supporting ur King. U forget Indians were able to immigrate under a D president. But U say D is bad. U guys think U are loved by MAGA! U will regret with no recourse. U are conned. U will not change. Good luck
March 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
To Indian Americans - many of U support the King. Some of U said how f*cked up I am not supporting ur King. U forget Indians were able to immigrate under a D president. But U say D is bad. U guys think U are loved by MAGA! U will regret with no recourse. U are conned. U will not change. Good luck
I am sure the “Blacks for Trump”, “Hispanics for Trump”, “Indians for Trump” are feeling very proud and vindicated because of this
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February 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am sure the “Blacks for Trump”, “Hispanics for Trump”, “Indians for Trump” are feeling very proud and vindicated because of this
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A question for “Indians for Trump” pac:
How does it feel when you see on YouTube videos of Indian immigrants in shackles & handcuffs sent back to India by you leader. 359 of them.
Do you feel proud voting for Trump and R?
How does it feel when you see on YouTube videos of Indian immigrants in shackles & handcuffs sent back to India by you leader. 359 of them.
Do you feel proud voting for Trump and R?
February 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A question for “Indians for Trump” pac:
How does it feel when you see on YouTube videos of Indian immigrants in shackles & handcuffs sent back to India by you leader. 359 of them.
Do you feel proud voting for Trump and R?
How does it feel when you see on YouTube videos of Indian immigrants in shackles & handcuffs sent back to India by you leader. 359 of them.
Do you feel proud voting for Trump and R?
Just joined this app. Will say bye bye to X.
Does Bluesky have an icon that can be added to the list of Apps on IPhone screen please?
Does Bluesky have an icon that can be added to the list of Apps on IPhone screen please?
November 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Just joined this app. Will say bye bye to X.
Does Bluesky have an icon that can be added to the list of Apps on IPhone screen please?
Does Bluesky have an icon that can be added to the list of Apps on IPhone screen please?