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Post you and your oshi 🖤(🍆LOL)

Mine is Mello Mutinus!

Mello is the most hilarious VTuber I’ve ever seen! She’s an adorable high energy goblin and she keeps it real and fun! She’s also very open about being a mega GOONER😂 And she has a bakery that’ll make Bimbo Bakery jealous!
#vtuber #oshi
I feel like an accomplished adult now! I paid off my first motorcycle yesterday!😁

Now I want to trade it in for another one.
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February 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
When you see me, you’ll know it! Especially in VTUBER DART WARS!!!🔫👺🎌 when I’m chasing you with a flywheeler!😈
February 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Something you should know about me is that I'm a very expressive person, physically and VOCALLY!😅
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I'm still disheartened by the loss of Mello. But I am happy I was able to express what she meant to me.

And I know she would want everyone to keep going and to keep having fun!

And so I will! Not just for me, but for her too!
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
A farewell for my Number 1 Oshi, Mello Mutinus (ChongusDongus)🖤
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Reposted by Haikimo The Android
Post you and your oshi 🖤(🍆LOL)

Mine is Mello Mutinus!

Mello is the most hilarious VTuber I’ve ever seen! She’s an adorable high energy goblin and she keeps it real and fun! She’s also very open about being a mega GOONER😂 And she has a bakery that’ll make Bimbo Bakery jealous!
#vtuber #oshi
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I just thought back to all the years I’ve spent in college. I started back in 2021, just a kid barely old enough to buy alcohol!

And I’ve spent the last 5 years trying to become something that would make me happy for the rest of my life.

I’m close now! Just a few more semesters!
January 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My brother entered my room to gift me a surplus canteen. My phone was on my bed and he stared at the screen for maybe 6 seconds.

This is what he saw😂
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Nostalgic, but still FRUSTRATING!🥣
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
What you'll find in my website (in the works),

-No AI
-No Social Media noise
Just photos, artwork, and stories!📸🎨📘
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I don’t know why I wanted to punch every frozen thing last night🧊
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
How to improve PAX in BF6,

GET RID OF THE UGLY ASS YELLOW!
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
BEANBOOZLED DEATH CHALLENGE!🫘💀
It's my first Twitch steam so enjoy the SCUFF!
youtu.be/i2HDiVL5UBk
BEANBOOZLED DEATH CHALLENGE!🫘💀 (1st Twitch Stream)
YouTube video by Haikimo The Android
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January 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I’m putting the VOD together from last night’s first Twitch stream. And I’m laughing and cringing from my gagging and screams😂

Beanboozled has a horrible but great product!
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'M NEVER FUCKING DOING THAT EVER AGAIN!!!
(Gross warning🤢)
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
IT'S TIME!(First Twitch stream)
BEANBOOZLED TIME! The Outlast Trials & Battlefield 6 Later!
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https://www.twitch.tv/haikimota
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January 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
TODAY'S THE DAY! Our first Twitch stream!
Battlefield 6 & The Outlast Trials
BEANBOOZLED "NAUGHTY OR NICE?" EDITION!

Every time I die, this wheel spins, and I'm eating one of these beans🥹
Should be ready to go at 8:00 PM(CST)
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
You LIKE what you LIKE! Personally I enjoy playing hard to get, and the dommy mommy type has really gown on me😂

For more Outlast Trials chaos: youtu.be/AX14O76Bsmk

#vtuber #funny #gameplay #clip #theoutlasttrials
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I think it’s hilarious every time I lay down my little guy thinks, “self heating cushion:3”
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Mi mama taught me well to cook! When I became a vegetarian, I had to explore new recipes and cooking methods. I can still cook a BBQ because of my dad.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
If you happen to meet me at VTUBER DART WARS or any other future cons, just know I’m vegetarian.

Niku wa tabemasen!
No come carne!
I don’t eat meat!
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Honestly, "EXCESSIVE but effective" is what wins most things in life. Especially the multiplayer!

If you want to enjoy seeing me suffer, I played through the entire BF6 campaign in one sitting. youtu.be/gXU_a3keZL4

#vtuber #funny #gameplay #clip #battlefield6
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
DEVIL MAY CRY AND STICKS!
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I just realized the reason why I love playing parkour games so much,

I’M A FREAKIN MONKEY THAT LOVES CLIMBING STUFF!🐵
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January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
It’s FREEZING cold today, and one of my dart blasters just fell on my toe.

GOOD MORNING!🥹
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM