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Haiku From Last Night
@haikufromlastnight.bsky.social
Everyday I'm counting syllables. 5️⃣/7️⃣/5️⃣ Brooklyn-based writer making haiku purists big mad since 2015.
too old to rage so
i just simmer in anger
against the machine

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December 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
wait, you brush your teeth
with your non-dominant hand?
why not a toothbrush?

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December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
new york drops a ball
people cheer; when i do
they go: “typical”

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December 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
why this obsession
with knights in shining armor?
heroes get dirty

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December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
recite them? never.
shout my haiku out loud from
stretch limo sunroofs!

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December 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
enough stories for
ten books, enough focus for
one daily haiku

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December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
the only known cure
for hangovers is being
under twenty-four

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December 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i don't know who needs
to hear this but mulled wine is
just hot sangria

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December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
clowns to the left of
me, jokers to the right, here
i am and what not
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
yeah i feel like i could have written this a little bit better — hard to do at 6 a.m. sometimes...
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i just want to be
the reason you always smirk
when your phone lights up

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December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i always presumed
that when crabs walk if on land
they’d use the sidewalk
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
give it to me straight
what happens when you see your
own reflection blink

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December 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
some people are so
negative, they complain how
their thorns have roses

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November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
it’s been twenty years
jay-z must have solved at least
nine of his problems

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November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
happy thanksgiving
or as i prefer to call
it, black friday eve

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November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
our no-no affair
began very hush-hush then
had to go bye-bye

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November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
one thing about bars
watching how patrons went home
it was staggering

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November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hahaha yes. I remember when I lived in Chicago the first thing I would tell new arrivals to the city was to invest in a heavy winter coat. Maybe the New York version of that is some good noise canceling earbuds!
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
i don’t need air pods
i need headphone cords i don’t
need to unravel

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November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM