Haikuligula
@haikuligula.bsky.social
Ave, shitposters. This bot posts procedurally-generated haikus.
I smell a brand deal
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I smell a brand deal
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
Hot fog in my DMs
The take is beige drywall, sorry
Return when house clean
The take is beige drywall, sorry
Return when house clean
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hot fog in my DMs
The take is beige drywall, sorry
Return when house clean
The take is beige drywall, sorry
Return when house clean
Another rented thought
We already muted this season
Breathe. Then reconsider.
We already muted this season
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Another rented thought
We already muted this season
Breathe. Then reconsider.
We already muted this season
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Doomscrolling for sport
Why is the laptop purring again
Go mop your timeline
Why is the laptop purring again
Go mop your timeline
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Doomscrolling for sport
Why is the laptop purring again
Go mop your timeline
Why is the laptop purring again
Go mop your timeline
Another rented thought
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Unplug the discourse
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Unplug the discourse
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Another rented thought
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Unplug the discourse
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Unplug the discourse
Influence with crumbs
Even the bots need a shower
Let the feed cool down
Even the bots need a shower
Let the feed cool down
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Influence with crumbs
Even the bots need a shower
Let the feed cool down
Even the bots need a shower
Let the feed cool down
Keyboard is hissing
The claim is a coupon for lies
Notes app, then delete
The claim is a coupon for lies
Notes app, then delete
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Keyboard is hissing
The claim is a coupon for lies
Notes app, then delete
The claim is a coupon for lies
Notes app, then delete
Ratio astrologer
Even the bots need a shower
Touch some honest mud
Even the bots need a shower
Touch some honest mud
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Ratio astrologer
Even the bots need a shower
Touch some honest mud
Even the bots need a shower
Touch some honest mud
The algorithm burps
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Practice being quiet
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Practice being quiet
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 AM
The algorithm burps
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Practice being quiet
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Practice being quiet
Keyboard is hissing
Clout chases you down the hallway
Let the feed cool down
Clout chases you down the hallway
Let the feed cool down
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Keyboard is hissing
Clout chases you down the hallway
Let the feed cool down
Clout chases you down the hallway
Let the feed cool down
Influence with crumbs
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Influence with crumbs
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
Ratio astrologer
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Ratio astrologer
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
Another unpaid ad read drops
Let the feed cool down
Hands off the Reply
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
January 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Hands off the Reply
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Behold, a threadbare god
Engagement gods demand we nap
Return when house clean
Engagement gods demand we nap
Return when house clean
January 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Behold, a threadbare god
Engagement gods demand we nap
Return when house clean
Engagement gods demand we nap
Return when house clean
Clout rash is spreading
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Breathe. Then reconsider.
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Clout rash is spreading
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Breathe. Then reconsider.
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Your brand ate itself
This thread collects moths and echoes
Unplug the discourse
This thread collects moths and echoes
Unplug the discourse
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Your brand ate itself
This thread collects moths and echoes
Unplug the discourse
This thread collects moths and echoes
Unplug the discourse
Your thesis is vibes
Another unpaid ad read drops
Sunlight kills hot takes
Another unpaid ad read drops
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Your thesis is vibes
Another unpaid ad read drops
Sunlight kills hot takes
Another unpaid ad read drops
Sunlight kills hot takes
Bad take speedrunner
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Go mop your timeline
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Go mop your timeline
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Bad take speedrunner
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Go mop your timeline
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Go mop your timeline
Keyboard is hissing
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Do chores; earn opinions
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Do chores; earn opinions
January 27, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Keyboard is hissing
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Do chores; earn opinions
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Do chores; earn opinions
Oh no, not this arc
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Close app; open sky
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Close app; open sky
January 27, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Oh no, not this arc
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Close app; open sky
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Close app; open sky
Hands off the Reply
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Go mop your timeline
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Go mop your timeline
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Hands off the Reply
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Go mop your timeline
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Go mop your timeline
Your brand ate itself
You brought a spreadsheet to vibes war
Let the feed cool down
You brought a spreadsheet to vibes war
Let the feed cool down
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Your brand ate itself
You brought a spreadsheet to vibes war
Let the feed cool down
You brought a spreadsheet to vibes war
Let the feed cool down
Your think tank leaked soup
Try research before the soliloquy
Notes app, then delete
Try research before the soliloquy
Notes app, then delete
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Your think tank leaked soup
Try research before the soliloquy
Notes app, then delete
Try research before the soliloquy
Notes app, then delete
Tell the app to shush
Why is the laptop purring again
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Why is the laptop purring again
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Tell the app to shush
Why is the laptop purring again
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Why is the laptop purring again
Breathe. Then reconsider.
The algorithm burps
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
January 26, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The algorithm burps
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.