Haile Disturbed
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Mommy. Wife. Marketing Exec. Public Health Nerd. Trying to survive my kid's dance schedule. (Not necessarily in that order)
I want someone to bring back the Sidekick. That thing was amazing.
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I want someone to bring back the Sidekick. That thing was amazing.
Not yet. However, one glorious day, we will get that breaking news alert. You will hear collective cheers and celebrations break out simultaneously around the world. I suspect that the pot banging and joyous sounds will be heard all the way into space. It's gonna be a party.
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Not yet. However, one glorious day, we will get that breaking news alert. You will hear collective cheers and celebrations break out simultaneously around the world. I suspect that the pot banging and joyous sounds will be heard all the way into space. It's gonna be a party.
That flight pattern seems sorta... erratic. Maybe, it is the beginning of what comes next? Could there still be hope for soon?
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 PM
That flight pattern seems sorta... erratic. Maybe, it is the beginning of what comes next? Could there still be hope for soon?
Will probably look something like this.
a baby is crying while sitting in a car seat with a woman .
Alt: a baby is crying while sitting in a car seat with a woman .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Will probably look something like this.
So, it's offensive when regular people do it, but her "fearless Leader" does it and it's no big deal. I can't.
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
So, it's offensive when regular people do it, but her "fearless Leader" does it and it's no big deal. I can't.
If only there was an effective way of preventing measles... oh wait...
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and says oh well
Alt: A Golden Girl is sitting in a chair holding a cup and says oh well
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If only there was an effective way of preventing measles... oh wait...