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A ★½ review of Grown Ups 2 (2013)
I guess if the first one makes 166 mil domestically - you wring out a second one.
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August 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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A ★★ review of Grown Ups (2010)
I mean why is this film 102 minutes long with zero conflict. And why do you cast Maya Rudolph and give her nothing to do? I would like to hang out with Adam Sandler. But I honestly watch movies for so...
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August 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A ★★★ review of Company Business (1991)
Having read the directors autobio I know there were challenges. It's so damn close. Just missing a little something.
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August 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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A ★★★ review of Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
Quite brilliant in recognizing that it can't capitalize on young angry Sandler and instead leans into the core of sadness Sandler.
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August 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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A ★★★½ review of Happy Gilmore (1996)
You know what - this is gosh darn funny movie with winning performances. And holds up remarkably well after nearly 30 years.
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August 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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A ★★★★½ review of Superman (2025)
Best Superman movie since the original. But also just a LOVEABLE film in its own right. James Gunn does everything that sinks any other movie and instead it floats effortlessly and effervescently.
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July 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A ★★½ review of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
I don't know man. I mean there are once again a lot of head scratching choices but Johnny Super Skrulling at the end bumped it a bit higher than the first for me. But this and Superman Returns needed ...
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July 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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A ★★ review of Fantastic Four (2005)
The issue with this and the 2015 is that an origin story that is four panels in the comic book becomes an an hour in a movie. And then there is the oh no! let's not be our superselves and waste more o...
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July 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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William Hurt jogging and immediately lighting up just makes this movie all the better. boxd.it/aoZXv1
A ★★★★½ review of Body Heat (1981)
It's not so much that they don't make movies like this anymore - it's that they don't make movies like this as well and with this much talent.
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July 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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A ★★★½ review of Infinity Pool (2023)
If modern horror has taught me anything it's 1. Grief is a literal monster and b. Vacation Friends are always a bad idea.
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June 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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A ★★★ review of Prospect (2018)
I am always a sucker for sci fi made smartly on a budget. And why has no one ever thought of teaming Pedro Pascal up with a young person before?
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June 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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A ★★★ review of Mountainhead (2025)
Cory Michael Smith is the all star - really capturing the tone this is going for by jus embodying it - not commenting on it.
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June 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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A ★★½ review of Black Rain (1989)
Possibly the first time I've seen this in almost 30 years. The rain may be black but the ugly is all American. It's almost like a watered down Bad Lieutenant where they thought - you know, that guy ha...
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May 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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A ★★½ review of Foolproof (2003)
Narrator Voice: It was not.
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May 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #foolproof #werewolves #oneofthemdays #rebelridge
foolproof 2.5 stars werewolves 2 stars one of them days 3.5 stars rebel ridge 4 stars
May 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A ★★ review of Werewolves (2024)
There. there wolves. At a certain point I was waiting for either Tracy Jordan or Jenna Maroney to show up.
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May 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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A ★★★½ review of One of Them Days (2025)
I too was nearly evicted due to questionable choices to zero applause.
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May 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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A ★★★★ review of Rebel Ridge (2024)
Really excited for Lanterns now.
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May 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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A ★★★★½ review of Black Bag (2025)
Marriage takes work.
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May 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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A ★★★★½ review of Return of the Jedi (1983)
5 stars for the 83 version. 4.5 for this. Knocking off half a star for the Jabba Palace musical number and the NOOOOOOOO addition. Honestly, they both strike like a sharp nail at the base of my skull....
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May 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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A ★★★ review of Screamers (1995)
I have a soft spot for sci fi that knows how to stretch a dime and Peter Weller is the goddamned GOAT.
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May 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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A ★★★½ review of The Black Phone (2021)
Well done adaptation. Sufficiently off putting. Some amazing performances from younger actors. But hey - I grew up in the 70s - I was 8 in the year when this movie was set - and I knew not to walk up ...
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May 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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A ★★★ review of Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain (2023)
I sanction this buffoonery.
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May 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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A ★★★ review of Fatal Beauty (1987)
Fatal Beauty drinking game - take a sip whenever they say bitch. Take a shot when they use a racial slur. The end results? Fatal. Also do you think Bunny watched this and got the idea for Hamsterdam? ...
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May 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Just thinking out of the box here, but if Bruce Wayne - every time he hears an amusement park or a circus goes out of business - buys that land and razes it to the ground - I think that's gonna save him some work in the long run. #batman #goodforgotham #proactive
May 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM