Alexander Juarez
@haircutalex.bsky.social
im just a happy little lad
I think if the new generation starts watching ads again like our parents im probably gonna kill a ceo
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I think if the new generation starts watching ads again like our parents im probably gonna kill a ceo
About to post a bad review on my own store and attach pictures from the terrible looking stockroom. Would that fire me or would they do something about it?
December 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
About to post a bad review on my own store and attach pictures from the terrible looking stockroom. Would that fire me or would they do something about it?
They play some garbage Christmas music at work and they expect me to be jolly. Nah. Im on rym zero starring every song i hear that isnt the Peanuts soundtrack or paul mcarthies song
December 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
They play some garbage Christmas music at work and they expect me to be jolly. Nah. Im on rym zero starring every song i hear that isnt the Peanuts soundtrack or paul mcarthies song
A genius stroke of this movie i think is (describes the movies plot verbatim). Follow me on letterboxd for more deep dives into the movie world.
December 17, 2024 at 4:03 PM
A genius stroke of this movie i think is (describes the movies plot verbatim). Follow me on letterboxd for more deep dives into the movie world.
When i fell off the ladder at my retail job guess who caught me? Thats right, it was steely dan. I LIKE YOUR PIN SHOT I KEEPIT WITH YOUR LETTER!!!
December 17, 2024 at 1:38 PM
When i fell off the ladder at my retail job guess who caught me? Thats right, it was steely dan. I LIKE YOUR PIN SHOT I KEEPIT WITH YOUR LETTER!!!
An industry plant is sometimes hard to spot. But the most basic example of one to use as reference for any expedition into the genre is as1one. Cbs news interview, magazines covers, paramount+ limited show, all for 15k listeners on Spotify and 2 singles in the span of two years.
December 16, 2024 at 3:34 PM
An industry plant is sometimes hard to spot. But the most basic example of one to use as reference for any expedition into the genre is as1one. Cbs news interview, magazines covers, paramount+ limited show, all for 15k listeners on Spotify and 2 singles in the span of two years.
Why is musks mom still alive and not in my compost nutritioning my weed in my backyard
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Why is musks mom still alive and not in my compost nutritioning my weed in my backyard
A bit?!?! He got impeached over a bit?!!
The South Korean National Assembly voted Saturday to impeach President Yoon Suk Yeol, forcing him to immediately hand over power to the prime minister following his short-lived attempt to impose martial law this month.
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol impeached after martial law ploy
Yoon must immediately hand over power to the prime minister, who will act as caretaker while the courts review the impeachment vote. The process could take months.
wapo.st
December 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
A bit?!?! He got impeached over a bit?!!
Which means he did it for the love of the game 😌
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Which means he did it for the love of the game 😌
Taught some old guy about bluetooth yesterday and it still baffles me cause bro, you’re not that old
December 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Taught some old guy about bluetooth yesterday and it still baffles me cause bro, you’re not that old
Game Awards really manifesting another mario odyssey with this astro bot win
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Game Awards really manifesting another mario odyssey with this astro bot win
Cookie spirit bomb
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Cookie spirit bomb
The 20th person fell down the escalators this year. And yes they were also old as fuck
December 12, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The 20th person fell down the escalators this year. And yes they were also old as fuck
Every single awards committee is being held hostage right now by ariana stans. Idk how these guys can say a musical that looks like that can be nominated for the best picture of the year. It doesnt even matter if the movie is good, it looks like it was shot on iphone. It looks like shit
December 12, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Every single awards committee is being held hostage right now by ariana stans. Idk how these guys can say a musical that looks like that can be nominated for the best picture of the year. It doesnt even matter if the movie is good, it looks like it was shot on iphone. It looks like shit
The only cool thing about christmas is when everyone watches Its a wonderful life and then slowly get back into the old movie watching mood. Closest we’ll see people watching good ol fashion movies again
December 12, 2024 at 12:27 PM
The only cool thing about christmas is when everyone watches Its a wonderful life and then slowly get back into the old movie watching mood. Closest we’ll see people watching good ol fashion movies again
The last thing you see before getting gifted discord premium
December 12, 2024 at 12:17 PM
The last thing you see before getting gifted discord premium
Nobody in wall street would miss a homeless guy, but a billionaire…
December 12, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Nobody in wall street would miss a homeless guy, but a billionaire…
I hate sleeping for work but most importantly i hate work. Im pretty bad at it too. Should be asleep by now but im too pissed to go to sleep cause i know im not gonna have enough sleep for work tomorrow. Fuccccck
December 12, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I hate sleeping for work but most importantly i hate work. Im pretty bad at it too. Should be asleep by now but im too pissed to go to sleep cause i know im not gonna have enough sleep for work tomorrow. Fuccccck
There will never be another cumtown me thinks. It was like 90% laidback and 10% professionalism that you never see in comedy podcasts at all. The closest is probably conan’s but he cant say half the things the brooklyn boys said. Maybe if conan was 28 again then yeah probs but nahhh
December 12, 2024 at 12:42 AM
There will never be another cumtown me thinks. It was like 90% laidback and 10% professionalism that you never see in comedy podcasts at all. The closest is probably conan’s but he cant say half the things the brooklyn boys said. Maybe if conan was 28 again then yeah probs but nahhh
Got temp banned from twitter today for telling elon to kill himself :( is it so wrong to dream
December 11, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Got temp banned from twitter today for telling elon to kill himself :( is it so wrong to dream
Went to sleep at 10 because i was tired and truly felt rem sleep and satisfied with my long rest believing it to be like 6am when it was barely 1 am. I think i have fucked up my sleep schedule guys.
October 30, 2023 at 6:18 AM
Went to sleep at 10 because i was tired and truly felt rem sleep and satisfied with my long rest believing it to be like 6am when it was barely 1 am. I think i have fucked up my sleep schedule guys.
The heart beats about 100k times a day without any financial incentive. We have to find a way to put a stop to this.
October 26, 2023 at 11:53 PM
The heart beats about 100k times a day without any financial incentive. We have to find a way to put a stop to this.
These allergies got me sounding like sam sulek
October 26, 2023 at 11:40 PM
These allergies got me sounding like sam sulek
The coffee shits give crazy mental resets oh my god Yall gotta try this fuckk
October 23, 2023 at 12:00 AM
The coffee shits give crazy mental resets oh my god Yall gotta try this fuckk