Laird Muppet
hairy-muppet.bsky.social
Laird Muppet
@hairy-muppet.bsky.social
I'm smart, old, fat, depressed, anxious, weird, ND, and mostly kind.
Much love, have goodness!
Don't ever use his name, always always always use a nickname.
I like felonious orange fussbudget, giant manbaby, Cheeto in Chief, that trillionaires lapdog.
Even if it trends he will hate it
January 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you're so concerned, why the hell didn't you run?
You'd have beat him.
Little late to start caring now isn't it?
December 18, 2024 at 1:31 AM
If they actually did research instead of tuning into their talking head of choice it would be a lot less scary.
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
They found The Mote in God's Eye
December 14, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Annabel Lee by EA Poe

A love that transcends death
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM