hairy skeleton
@hairyskeleton.bsky.social
some kinda whacked out pile of self-generating sticks n’ threads
Am I a pawn… or the king?
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Am I a pawn… or the king?
who put all these mirrors in the forest, and how did I get here
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
who put all these mirrors in the forest, and how did I get here
now seated for The Brutalist, hoping my rations last
January 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
now seated for The Brutalist, hoping my rations last
actually, no, i don't think i'll be able to "just vibe" on this particular occasion
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
actually, no, i don't think i'll be able to "just vibe" on this particular occasion
they’re making fake profiles because real people are inefficient. much easier to run a profitable business when product AND consumer are synthetic. a perfect “free” market — all its components are made up. the money goes round and round and doesn’t have to slow down for anything
January 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
they’re making fake profiles because real people are inefficient. much easier to run a profitable business when product AND consumer are synthetic. a perfect “free” market — all its components are made up. the money goes round and round and doesn’t have to slow down for anything
love to bear witness to the ascendance of the "sore winner" as a cultural force, and by "love" i mean "it fucking sucks"
December 7, 2024 at 8:15 PM
love to bear witness to the ascendance of the "sore winner" as a cultural force, and by "love" i mean "it fucking sucks"
DID YOU KNOW? Genesis’s 1981 hit song “Abacab” was an reference to the acronym “All Bitch-Ass Cops Are Bastards”
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 AM
DID YOU KNOW? Genesis’s 1981 hit song “Abacab” was an reference to the acronym “All Bitch-Ass Cops Are Bastards”
screenshot from phone footage of playback on a vintage tv in a museum exhibition of a decades-old video installation
November 22, 2024 at 9:18 PM
screenshot from phone footage of playback on a vintage tv in a museum exhibition of a decades-old video installation
years ago, when i was at the Magritte Museum, one of the visitors methodically examined each piece, yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" in a state of profound flabbergastedness, then moved on to the next artwork to do it again and again, and it was me, i did that, WHAT THE FUCK
November 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
years ago, when i was at the Magritte Museum, one of the visitors methodically examined each piece, yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" in a state of profound flabbergastedness, then moved on to the next artwork to do it again and again, and it was me, i did that, WHAT THE FUCK
my Tell Me What I Want To Hear Machine says it's gonna make me a billionaire
November 14, 2024 at 8:17 PM
my Tell Me What I Want To Hear Machine says it's gonna make me a billionaire
confusingly, “a posteriori” doesn’t mean “to pull a claim out of one’s ass”, but “a priori” kinda does
September 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM
confusingly, “a posteriori” doesn’t mean “to pull a claim out of one’s ass”, but “a priori” kinda does
Any sufficiently advanced vaporwave is indistinguishable from hold music
August 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Any sufficiently advanced vaporwave is indistinguishable from hold music
gonna work on my kickflips. “a poor craftsman blames his tools”
June 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
gonna work on my kickflips. “a poor craftsman blames his tools”
Honda thinks i wanna buy a boat but not very much. every three months an email in tiny type : “uhhhhh… boat?” and then some emojis i don’t recognize
what a marketing
what a marketing
May 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Honda thinks i wanna buy a boat but not very much. every three months an email in tiny type : “uhhhhh… boat?” and then some emojis i don’t recognize
what a marketing
what a marketing
[panicking, trying to light a candy cigarette] they’re playing Silver Jews in the coffee shop
May 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
[panicking, trying to light a candy cigarette] they’re playing Silver Jews in the coffee shop
everybody's freaking out about the new AI video generator. i get it — it's harder to count the fingers when they're moving. but the count is still visibly wrong, sometimes on multiple occasions
February 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM
everybody's freaking out about the new AI video generator. i get it — it's harder to count the fingers when they're moving. but the count is still visibly wrong, sometimes on multiple occasions
THE BLAIR WITCH WAS LYDIA TÁR
October 11, 2023 at 5:24 PM
THE BLAIR WITCH WAS LYDIA TÁR
[weakly fumbling with the IV in my arm] spinach… AND artichoke dip? in… this… economy [a nurse pushes my hand away from the needle, rapidly losing patience]
September 21, 2023 at 4:10 AM
[weakly fumbling with the IV in my arm] spinach… AND artichoke dip? in… this… economy [a nurse pushes my hand away from the needle, rapidly losing patience]
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I think we all need to practice ignoring people
September 16, 2023 at 3:40 PM
I think we all need to practice ignoring people
It’s funny to see people argue about what sports rules “make sense”, as if there’s some platonic ideal of each sport waiting to be revealed by the right combination of allowed and disallowed behaviors. Somebody made it all up. Without context, all actions are absurd
September 15, 2023 at 3:24 PM
It’s funny to see people argue about what sports rules “make sense”, as if there’s some platonic ideal of each sport waiting to be revealed by the right combination of allowed and disallowed behaviors. Somebody made it all up. Without context, all actions are absurd
"Aw man, hump day," I moan, clutching my steering wheel. "WEDNESDAYS HUH" I scream at the guy in the car next to me. He's scared of them too
September 13, 2023 at 5:34 PM
"Aw man, hump day," I moan, clutching my steering wheel. "WEDNESDAYS HUH" I scream at the guy in the car next to me. He's scared of them too
thinking about how some music production techniques, mostly from the 1970s, are inherently sad
September 12, 2023 at 6:06 PM
thinking about how some music production techniques, mostly from the 1970s, are inherently sad
check out my series of “AI-generated” videos of Breaking Bad But It’s Bowls of Oatmeal
September 9, 2023 at 8:03 PM
check out my series of “AI-generated” videos of Breaking Bad But It’s Bowls of Oatmeal
the sound of one’s back peeling itself off a pleather couch in summer
September 8, 2023 at 11:49 PM
the sound of one’s back peeling itself off a pleather couch in summer