HakureiIllusion
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HakureiIllusion
@hakureiillusion.bsky.social
She/Her, I'm here for cute things and to get away from that other place.
Me when I don't know how newspaper headlines are worded
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm still taking that one bit-by-bit too. ...But I also started watching Spice's

Gonna bounce back and forth between them getting my wires crossed midway through. "Wait, what was Stitch doing while he was on Kaladesh again?"
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ah yes.

The ol' dick-twist.
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Didn't Final Fantasy play boosters get a restock? Not sure what the stock out there is looking like for EoE though
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
As a disclaimer I got today's with no mistakes and it still reminded me why the categories they pick are stupid as hell
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Forgot" implies that any of them played Prime 3 and knew about it to begin with
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Objectively incorrect

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November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wait until they learn that some dude named Adam is one of the most important people in the series
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You remembered him...
Metroid Other M Remember Me GIF
ALT: Metroid Other M Remember Me GIF
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November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I don't have any strong feelings about him, but I feel compelled to defend him because everyone complaining about him is being so fucking wrong about everything else

Like, not only did they miss all those games, but also Hunters doesn't have dialogue/interaction. Samus just shoots the other hunters
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Prime 1 floated disembodied text on the screen when it wanted to teach you.

No NPC going "hey you should scan this", but when you looked at something the game wanted you to scan, it'd remind you "press D-pad left to switch to the Scan Visor".

Different situation, different framing, same tutorial.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
THEY'VE LITERALLY NEVER PLAYED A METROID GAME IN THEIR LIVES
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM