Hal 10000
@hal10000.bsky.social
Pennsylvania Astronomer, writer at Ordinary Times, maker of YouTube videos, caretaker of two kids and two dogs.
My Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Water-Lily-Pond-Michael-Siegel-ebook/dp/B01BBFWYI8/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelSiegel14
My Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Water-Lily-Pond-Michael-Siegel-ebook/dp/B01BBFWYI8/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelSiegel14
Mr. Rogers: famously not political
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Mr. Rogers: famously not political
ICE (and Vance) are trying very hard to spin the narrative on the 5 y/o they used as bait and then abducted to Texas. They know how bad this looks.
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
ICE (and Vance) are trying very hard to spin the narrative on the 5 y/o they used as bait and then abducted to Texas. They know how bad this looks.
Tourist district is a nice addition.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Tourist district is a nice addition.
End Wokeness deleted their tweet after someone pointed out that, technically speaking, Joe Biden was President in 2024 (Also, fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela).
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
End Wokeness deleted their tweet after someone pointed out that, technically speaking, Joe Biden was President in 2024 (Also, fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela).
I regret to inform you that Stephen Miller is as wrong about Star Trek as he is about everything else.
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I regret to inform you that Stephen Miller is as wrong about Star Trek as he is about everything else.
Every holiday has its traditions. Thanksgiving has turkey. Independence Day has fireworks. MLK Day has dunking on the FBI for claiming to honor his legacy.
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Every holiday has its traditions. Thanksgiving has turkey. Independence Day has fireworks. MLK Day has dunking on the FBI for claiming to honor his legacy.
2) Also: what the fuck projection is this?! Russia is eight times Greenland's size and they're making it look the same?
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
2) Also: what the fuck projection is this?! Russia is eight times Greenland's size and they're making it look the same?
Today in Both Things Can Be True:
1) The Obama-era insistence that kids only drink lowfat or skim milk was dumb and I'm glad that rule is gone.
2) But why do these guys have to be such weirdo creeps about the whole thing?
1) The Obama-era insistence that kids only drink lowfat or skim milk was dumb and I'm glad that rule is gone.
2) But why do these guys have to be such weirdo creeps about the whole thing?
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Today in Both Things Can Be True:
1) The Obama-era insistence that kids only drink lowfat or skim milk was dumb and I'm glad that rule is gone.
2) But why do these guys have to be such weirdo creeps about the whole thing?
1) The Obama-era insistence that kids only drink lowfat or skim milk was dumb and I'm glad that rule is gone.
2) But why do these guys have to be such weirdo creeps about the whole thing?
Was reading through a recipe and had this revelation:
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Was reading through a recipe and had this revelation:
This looks like the hat Homer wore for the Quik-E-Mart sting
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This looks like the hat Homer wore for the Quik-E-Mart sting
1) This Good thing has the potential to break contain, like George Floyd did. Keep up the pressure and stop deflecting from it to talk about the fricking kitchen table.
2) "Leatherface in lipstick" is perfect. Everyone knows she an incompetent twerp; no one is willing to say so.
2) "Leatherface in lipstick" is perfect. Everyone knows she an incompetent twerp; no one is willing to say so.
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
1) This Good thing has the potential to break contain, like George Floyd did. Keep up the pressure and stop deflecting from it to talk about the fricking kitchen table.
2) "Leatherface in lipstick" is perfect. Everyone knows she an incompetent twerp; no one is willing to say so.
2) "Leatherface in lipstick" is perfect. Everyone knows she an incompetent twerp; no one is willing to say so.
From the other site. Made me laugh.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
From the other site. Made me laugh.
Here's a better idea. We could form an alliance with the country that currently controls Greenland. Say a North Atlantic alliance. And that would enable us to work with a bunch of nations to deter our adversaries in the Arctic and to secure the GIUK gap.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Here's a better idea. We could form an alliance with the country that currently controls Greenland. Say a North Atlantic alliance. And that would enable us to work with a bunch of nations to deter our adversaries in the Arctic and to secure the GIUK gap.
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Or, to put it in meme form:
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Or, to put it in meme form:
Reminder that this claim of "72 jabs" is bullshit. And today's vaccine schedule has *fewer* antigens than the one we grew up with.
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Reminder that this claim of "72 jabs" is bullshit. And today's vaccine schedule has *fewer* antigens than the one we grew up with.
Me entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Me entering 2016 vs me entering 2026
At this point in my life, I'd settle for mid.
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
At this point in my life, I'd settle for mid.
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Sherlock Bones is judging your life choices.
Sherlock Bones is judging your life choices.
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Sherlock Bones is judging your life choices.
Sherlock Bones is judging your life choices.
Maybe the problem isn't teams having that extra week off. Maybe the problem is that the pollsters don't what the hell they're doing.
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Maybe the problem isn't teams having that extra week off. Maybe the problem is that the pollsters don't what the hell they're doing.