Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

happy #feralfriday my period depression has passed now im in heat and i need my partner sb

We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

*him getting ready to pull out*

me: noo cant you just live there 🥺

went for a ride with my person yesterday and when i got outside to the truck they were waiting for me with my door open all because i said nobody has ever opened a car door for me 🥹

whenever i wanna be completely unhinged on threads i remember that, so many people i know irl, including my sister, follow me there and i.. cant 😭

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

Sorry to hear about David Lynch. I worked beside him (same studio) while he was making BLUE VELVET. He answered my questions about his work with grace and honesty. I especially enjoyed his deeply existential comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World.”