There was this other one where this teen pastor was like curing people with his chlamydia hands or something

And this other one with these young lovers who had ran away from their families to be together because racism only to find out they were actually siblings

There was this other one where this guy was having seizures in his balls but he didn't know it so he kept trying to get his teenage son to mercy kill him

And also there was this weird subplot where she was blackmailing her dad into letting her do whatever she wanted because she had tricked him into sleeping with her because I guess being intersex makes you into a super hot sociopath or something

Like he still kills things with a sword! He's still a power fantasy!

Like "haha, I ran away, now you're not allowed to wake up! Tag, you're asleep!"

it sucks how my fridge is full of shit i don't want to eat. what idiot put all this in here